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Josh had made good--and if the Hon.
Samuel could straightway have turned
bald-headed and sightless, he would have
been a happy man. He looked sick with
hopelessness, but Uncle Tommie
Hendricks, his mentor, was vigorously
whispering something in his ear, and gradually
his face cleared. Indeed, the Hon. Samuel
was smilingly confident when he rose.
Like his rival, he stood in the open road,
and the sun beat down on his parted yellow
hair, so that the eyes of all could
see, and the laughter was still running
round.
``Who is your Uncle Josh?'' he asked
with threatening mildness. ``I know I was
not born here, but, my friends, I couldn't
help that. And just as soon as I could
get away from where I was born, I came
here and,'' he paused with lips parted and
long finger outstretched, `` and--I--came
--because--I WANTED--to come--and NOT
because I HAD TO.''
Now it seems that Uncle Josh, too, was
not a native and that he had left home
early in life for his State's good and for his
own. Uncle Tommie had whispered this,
and the Hon. Samuel raised himself high
on both toes while the expectant crowd, on
the verge of a roar, waited--as did Uncle
Joshua, with a sickly smile.
``Why did your Uncle Josh come
among you? Because he was hoop-poled
away from home.'' Then came the roar--
and the Hon. Samuel had to quell it with
uplifted hand.
``And did your Uncle Joshua marry a
mountain wife? No I He didn't think
any of your mountain women were good
enough for him, so he slips down into the
settlemints and STEALS one. And now,
fellow-citizens, that is just what I'm here for
--I'm looking for a nice mountain girl,
and I'm going to have her.'' Again the
Hon. Samuel had to still the roar, and then
he went on quietly to show how they must
lose the Court-House site if they did not
send him to the legislature, and how, while
they might not get it if they did send him,
it was their only hope to send only him.
The crowd had grown somewhat hostile
again, and it was after one telling period,
when the Hon. Samuel stopped to mop his
brow, that a gigantic mountaineer rose in
the rear of the crowd:
``Talk on, stranger; you're talking
sense. I'll trust ye. You've got big
ears!''
Now the Hon. Samuel possessed a
primordial talent that is rather rare in these
physically degenerate days. He said nothing,
but stood quietly in the middle of the
road. The eyes of the crowd on either
side of the road began to bulge, the lips
of all opened with wonder, and a simultaneous
burst of laughter rose around the
Hon. Samuel Budd. A dozen men sprang
to their feet and rushed up to him--looking
at those remarkable ears, as they
gravely wagged to and fro. That settled
things, and as we left, the Hon. Sam was
having things his own way, and on the
edge of the crowd Uncle Tommie Hendricks
was shaking his head:
``I tell ye, boys, he ain't no jackass
even if he can flop his ears.''
At the river we started upstream, and
some impulse made me turn in my saddle
and look back. All the time I had had an
eye open for the young mountaineer whose
interest in us seemed to be so keen. And
now I saw, standing at the head of a gray
horse, on the edge of the crowd, a tall
figure with his hands on his hips and looking
after us. I couldn't be sure, but it
looked like the Wild Dog.
IV
CLOSE QUARTERS
Two hours up the river we struck
Buck. Buck was sitting on the
fence by the roadside, barefooted and hatless.
``How-dye-do?'' I said.
``Purty well,'' said Buck.
``Any fish in this river?''
``Several,'' said Buck. Now in mountain
speech, ``several'' means simply ``a
good many.''
``Any minnows in these branches?''
``I seed several in the branch back o'
our house.''
``How far away do you live?''
``Oh, 'bout one whoop an' a holler.'' If
he had spoken Greek the Blight could not
have been more puzzled. He meant he
lived as far as a man's voice would carry
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