|
Homs (also Himş, Arabic, حمص, population 700,000) is an ancient city in Syria, dating back to 2300 B.C.. In Roman times it was known as Emesa. The Krak des Chevaliers is built on this mountain gap. It also is home to the Tomb of Khaled Bin Al Waleed, a famous and celebrated Muslim Warrior.
Homs is the city of choice when it comes to making jokes. It is like Belgium to France in joke-making. Homsies (Hamasne) are accused of being crazy and even having an official holiday (every Wedensday) for practicing The Crazy Fest ( Eid El- Majaneen). Homsies neither deny nor approve this myth. Labeling Homsies crazy has its roots deep back when the Romans decided to conquer this beautiful city, which is near Palmyra. When Homsies heard of the coming conquerors, the small city council unanimously approved a rather weird solution. They put out advisories for residents to act like they were crazy, and make the aspiring Roman occupiers uncomfortable. Guidelines were put for Homsies to eat with full mouths, excrete out in the open in food stores (to disgust the forces and sway them from taking their food), dance, touch the foreigners' genitals, make practical jokes, and the rest was up to the Homsies imagination. The Homsies liked the idea and acted in advice, and when the coming conquerors came into the city, all the residents acted crazy, putting up a show that digusted the coming forces, instigated empathy, and belated this city's besiege. The effects were not in the Homsies favour, for the Romans ruled Homs for decades thereafter.
External link
|
