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This is a list of catch phrases
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- "… a thousand points of light…" - delivered by George H. W. Bush, written by Peggy Noonan, possibly cribbed from H. G. Wells' novel Mr. Britling Sees It Through
- "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." - title card at the beginning of each Star Wars film
- "Ah-one, and ah-two..." - Lawrence Welk, directing his musical performers on The Lawrence Welk Show
- "Allll riiiiiight!" - Glen Quagmire from Family Guy
- "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." - Gloria Swanson as "Norma Desmond" in Sunset Boulevard (often repeated as "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.")
- "Allll-righty, then!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
- "All your base are belong to us." - CATS from Zero Wing
- "ALVIN!!!" - David Seville, usually yelled in the Alvin and the Chipmunks series.
- "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" - John Wayne
- "And away we go!" - Jackie Gleason
- "(And) it's goodnight from me..." - "And it's goodnight from him!" - Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker respectively in The Two Ronnies
- "And here's what's happening in your neck of the woods." - used by Al Roker on The Today Show to introduce the local weather report
- "And if you add to this the noise and the smeeell..." - Jacques Chirac (about immigrants)
- "And I spank you very much!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
- "And I would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" - Every villain from the Scooby-Doo cartoon series. Always said right after the villain's identity is revealed and his or her plan explained. This catchphrase is unusual in that it is characteristic of a type of character rather than a single person. The catch-phrase may feature slight variations, like substituting "meddling" with "pesky" or including Scooby Doo himself ("And your dog!")
- "And now for something completely different." - John Cleese in Monty Python's Flying Circus
- "And now you know... The Rest of the Story." - Paul Harvey
- "And that's a fact." John Black (Drake Hogestyn) in Days of Our Lives
- "And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!" Stone Cold Steve Austin
- "And that's the way it is..." - Walter Cronkite
- "Arcadia, Hasshin!" meaning "Arcadia, lift off or full speed ahead" Captain Harlock.
- "Are we having fun yet?" - Comic character Zippy the pinhead
- "Are you free?" - Captain Peacock on Are You Being Served?, to various department store workers
- "Are you sitting comfortably?" BBC Radio Children's Hour.
- "As cool as the other side of the pillow." - sportscaster Stuart Scott on ESPN
- "Asshole!" - Oscar LeRoy of Corner Gas
- "'Atsa one spicy meata ball!" - US TV advertisement for Alka Seltzer
- "Attica! Attica!" - Al Pacino as Sonny in Dog Day Afternoon, a reference to the Attica Prison riots
- "Ay-carumba!" - Bart Simpson
- "Ayyyyyyy!" - Henry Winkler as The Fonz on Happy Days
B
- "Baby got back!" - Sir Mix-A-Lot
- "Backbackbackbackback...Gone!" - Sportscaster Chris Berman, describing a home run in a baseball highlight
- "Bam!" - Emeril Lagasse, used when adding an ingredient while cooking
- "Barney! My Pebbles!" - Fred Flintstone, on Pebbles cereal commercials; Barney Rubble steals Fred's Pebbles cereal
- "Be seeing you." Patrick McGoohan (The Prisoner, Danger Man)
- "Beam me up, Scotty!" - attributed to Captain Kirk in Star Trek (This was never actually uttered. The closest was in Star Trek IV, when Kirk said "Scotty, beam me up.")
- "Beef. It's what's for dinner." - Commercials advertisting beef as a meat choice.
- "Beep Beep" - Road Runner in Warner Brothers' Road Runner cartoons.
- "Beetlejuice!, Beetlejuice!, Beetlejuice!" - Lydia Deetz in Beetlejuice.
- "Believe it...or not" Ripley's Believe It or Not series (book, TV show)
- "Big bucks, no whammies!!" - Contestants on Press Your Luck and Whammy! The All-New Press Your Luck
- "Billions and billions" Carl Sagan (he never actually said it, but Johnny Carson did in his impression of Sagan)
- "Bill Jorgensen, thanking you for your time this time until next time." - Anchorman Bill Jorgensen's longtime sign-off on his local TV newscasts
- "Bite me, it's fun!" - Mystery Science Theater 3000
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!" - Bender the robot, Futurama
- "Bless my teeth and smooth my tail!" Mr. Canad from Poppy and Rye
- "Blistering barnacles!" - Captain Haddock from The Adventures of Tintin
- "Bond. James Bond" - James Bond, played by various actors in the James Bond series of movies
- "Book 'em, Danno." - Jack Lord as Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-O
- "Boot to the head!" - The Frantics
- "Boo-yah!" - sportscaster Stuart Scott on ESPN, and Ron Stoppable on Disney's Kim Possible
- "Boom!" - John Madden
- "BOOM BOOM!" - Basil Brush
- "Bright light! Bright light!" - Gizmo in Gremlins
- "Brilliant!" - Guinness Stout
- "Bring 'em on" - George W. Bush
- "Bugger." - Unlucky Alf in The Fast Show
- "But why is the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"
C
- "Can you hear me, Mother?" (Sandy Powell, radio)
- "Can you hear me now? Good." - Verizon Wireless
- "Can I be a mongoose dog?" - GIR from Invader Zim
- "Can I do you now, sir?" ("Mrs Mopp", radio program It's That Man Again)
- "Caaaarlson and Peeters!" - Double H, Beyond Good and Evil
- "Cheap as chips" - David Dickinson
- "Cheerio, America!" - Gordon Elliott
- "Chocolate Milk, Think NesQuik!" - Nesquik Bunny from Nesquik
- "Cleans like a white tornado!" - longtime slogan of Ajax cleanser.
- "Clive what have you really been doing?" - Clive Pringle's wife on Monkey Dust. Clive often admits to a bizarre sexual practise.
- "Come on down!" - announcer Johnny Olson, and successors Rod Roddy and Rich Fields, on The Price is Right
- "Come on, Snowy" - Tintin from The Adventures of Tintin.
- "Come up and see me some time..." - Mae West
- "Could be a duffer." - David Dickinson
- "Cowabunga!" - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- "Cracks me up." - Eric Peterson as Oscar LeRoy on Corner Gas
- "Crikey!" - Steve Irwin
- "Crocs rule!" - Steve Irwin
- "Crumbs, Chief!" - Penfold in Danger Mouse.
- "Crapface" - Homestar Runner
- "Cuchi-Cuchi!" - Charo
D
- "Damn, we're in a tight spot!" - George Clooney as Everett in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- "Danger, danger, danger." - Steve Irwin
- "Danger, Will Robinson!" - The Robot from Lost in Space
- "Dangerously cheesy!" - Chester Cheetah from Frito Lay's Cheetos.
- "Definitely." - Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.
- "Denny Crane." - William Shatner as Denny Crane in the US TV series Boston Legal
- "The devil made me do it." - Flip Wilson as "Geraldine" on The Flip Wilson Show.
- "D'oh!" - Homer Simpson
- "Did I do that?" - Jaleel White as Steve Urkel on Family Matters
- "Different strokes for different folks." - Sly & the Family Stone, from their 1968/1969 hit "Everyday People"
- "Dis is da mighty Favog. Talk ta me!" - The mighty Favog, character on the Jim Henson - Frank Oz puppet series Gorch, appearing on Saturday Night Live during the 1975-1976 season.
- "Do you believe in miracles? Yes!" - Al Michaels, reporting during the Miracle on Ice*
- "Dodge this." - Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) in The Matrix
- "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" - Styx, from the song "Mr. Roboto"
- "Don't be a great man; just be a man. Let history make its own judgements" - Zefram Cochrane, fictional inventor of Warp drive, a faster-than-light propulsion, in the Star Trek film Star Trek: First Contact
- "Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers" - US conceptual comedy group, the Firesign Theater
- "Don't have a cow, man!" - Bart Simpson
- "Don't immanentize the eschaton!" - based on a quotation from philosopher Eric Voegelin
- "Don't mention the war!" - Basil Fawlty in Fawlty Towers
- "Don't question me." - Joanna Lumley as Patsy Stone on Absolutely Fabulous
- "Don't panic! Don't panic!" - Corporal Jones in Dad's Army, while panicking (also famously "Don't panic, Mr. Mainwaring!")
- "Don't start forest fires!" - Smokey Bear from the United States Forest Service
- "Do you like scary movies?" - the serial killer in the Scream series
- "Drat and double drat!" - Dick Dastardly in Wacky Races
- "Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!" - Father Jack in Father Ted
- "Dude, where's my car?" - Ashton Kutcher in Dude, Where's My Car?
- "Dumbass!" - Red Forman (Kurtwood Smith), the father on US TV show That '70s Show
- "During the war..." - Uncle Albert in Only Fools and Horses
- "Dy-no-mite!" - Jimmie Walker as J.J. Evans, Good Times
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F
- "F.A.B." - acknowledgement signal in Thunderbirds
- "Fascinating." - Mr. Spock in Star Trek
- "Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night." Bette Davis in All About Eve (not "a bumpy ride" like widely believed)
- "Feh" - InuYasha from InuYasha
- "Feck!" - Father Jack Hackett in Father Ted
- "Fight, Megaman! For Everlasting peace!" Roll in Mega Man.
- "Follow your nose!" - Toucan Sam from Kellogg's Froot Loops.
- "Fool of a Took!" - Gandalf the Grey from The Fellowship of the Ring (Said to Perigrin Took on several occasions)
- "For now, Dick Clark...so long." - Dick Clark's traditional TV sign-off, accompanied by a salute.
- "From the mountains to the ocean, from the desert to the sea, to all of Southern California - good evening." - the late Jerry Dunphy's original opening phrase during KNXT's "The Big News" program aired in Los Angeles in the 1960's. Later in his career, he dumped the first six words of this opener.
- "From the Sony Pictures Studios, this... is... Jeopardy!" - Johnny Gilbert at the beginning of Jeopardy!
G
- "Gadzooks!" - Bobby Generic, the title character from Bobby's World
- "Garlic bread?" - Peter Kay's impression of his dad. Now found on t-shirts.
- "G'day, mate!" - Mick "Crocodile" Dundee, Australian film character portrayed by Australian actor Paul Hogan
- "Gentlemen, start your engines!" - Indianapolis 500
- "Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"* Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove
- "Ge-ge-Granville, fe-fe-fetch a cloth." - Arkwright on Open All Hours
- "Get away from her, you bitch!" - Sigourney Weaver as Lt. Ellen Ripley in the movie Aliens
- "Get away from me kid, you're bothering me" - US movie star W. C. Fields
- "Get me out of here, Mr. Wizard!" - Tooter Turtle, from various W. Watts Biggers television cartoons
- "Get OUT!" - Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine from Seinfeld
- "GET OVER HERE" - Scorpion in Mortal Kombat
- "Get the butter" - Paul, played by Marlon Brando in the movie Last Tango in Paris
- "Get'm up, Scout" - Tonto, the Lone Ranger's Indian sidekick on the US TV show.
- "Giddy up!" - Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld
- "Giggity giggity giggity!" - Glen Quagmire from Family Guy
- "Gimmee some sugar, baby." - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
- "GIT-R-DONE!" - US stand-up comic Larry the Cable Guy
- "Go ahead, make my day."* - Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact
- "Go, go, Gadget ....!" - Inspector Gadget (TV character). This is how his "gadgets" would be turned on as in, "Go, go, Gadget copter!" for his propeller/helicopter hat.
- "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park and Independence Day (movie)
- "Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on" - Mrs Doyle in Father Ted
- "God'll get you for that, Walter!" - Bea Arthur as Maude Findlay in Maude
- "Ga-aaaaalllleee!" (Golly!) - Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle in The Andy Griffith Show and its spinoff, Gomer Pyle, USMC
- "Good day, eh?" -The McKenzie Brothers, from Canadian TV show, Second City Television
- "Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America, from border to border and coast to coast, and all the ships at sea." - American journalist and columnist Walter Winchell
- "Good Grief!" - Charlie Brown
- "Good moaning." - Officer Crabtree in 'Allo 'Allo!
- "Good morning, Krusty crew!" - Patrick Starfish from SpongeBob SquarePants.
- "Good morning, Viet Naaaaaaaaaaaam!" - Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam
- "Good news, everyone!" - Professor Hubert Farnsworth in Futurama
- "Good night, and good luck." - Edward R, Murrow's radio and TV signoff
- "Good night, John Boy" - from The Waltons
- "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!" - Jimmy Durante
- "Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England." - Michael Caine as Dr. Wilbur Larch in The Cider House Rules
- "Good night, Chet." "Good night, David. And good night from all of us at NBC News." - David Brinkley and Chet Huntley on The Huntley-Brinkley Report.
- "Got milk?" - In a popular campaign pro milk all over the world.
- "Great Guardians!" - Green Lantern Hal Jordan
- "Great Rao!" - The pre-Crisis Superman
- "Great Caesar's ghost!" - editor Perry White in Superman comic books.
- "Great Scott!" - Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown in the Back to the Future trilogy
- "Greed is good" - Gordon Gekko, played by Michael Douglas in the movie Wall Street
- "Great snakes!" - Tintin from The Adventures of Tintin
- "Groovy" - Bruce Campbell as Ash in Army of Darkness and used in Duke Nukem 3D
- "Grreat!/Niice!/Coool!" - Louis Balfour in The Fast Show
- "Guess what!?! I've got a FE-ver...and the only pre-SCRIP-tion...is more cowbell!!" - Christopher Walken as record producer "Bruce Dickenson" in the famous Saturday Night Live skit.
- "Gum-Gum Pistol!" or "Gum-Gum __!" Monkey D. Luffy in One Piece.
H
- "Ha! Ha!" - Nelson Muntz in The Simpsons
- "Haaa. I Kill Me." - Alf from Alf
- "Hadoo-ken!" - Ryu from Street Fighter
- "Harm can come to a young lad like that!" - Peter Sellers as Bluebottle in the Goons
- "H'Arsenal!" - Eric Morecambe (originally a quiz answer disguised as a cough, thereafter a random interjection)
- "Hasta la vista, baby." - The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day
- "Have a break, Have a Kit-Kat - UK TV commercial
- "Have mercy!" - Uncle Jesse, Full House
- "He could go all the way!" - Howard Cosell (later Chris Berman) (describing an American football player running for a touchdown with no defenders near him)
- "He's fallen in the water!" - Spike Milligan as Little Jim in the Goons
- "He likes it! Hey Mikey!" - from 1970s US television advertisements for Life cereal
- "He look...like a man" - Miss Swan, a character on Mad TV
- "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" - Exclamation of Hanna-Barbera cartoon character Snagglepuss.
- "Heeeeeeeeerrrreeee's Johnny!" - Ed McMahon on The Tonight Show and made famous outside of the US by Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in the movie The Shining
- "Hello, good evening, and welcome." - David Frost, British TV presenter. (He later changed "evening" to "morning" when presenting on breakfast TV)
- "Hello, house-guests. It's Julie." - Julie Chen, in a customary greeting on Big Brother (US version)
- "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" - Inigo Montoya played by Mandy Patinkin in the movie The Princess Bride
- "Hello Mum I'm on the telly" - Esure adverts.
- "Hello... Newman." - Jerry to Newman on Seinfeld
- "Hellooo Nurse!" - The Warner Brothers (and Sister), from Animaniacs.
- "Help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered." - Bob Barker on The Price Is Right
- "Here come da judge! Here come da judge!" - from Laugh-In
- "Here comes the pain!" - Al Pacino, Carlito's Way
- "Here is your first subject. Go!" - Dick Clark, starting the Winner's Circle round on The $10,000 Pyramid
- "Here it is, your moment of Zen." - Jon Stewart's sign-off on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
- "Here we go!" - Mario, from the Super Mario series.
- "He's dead, Jim." - Dr. McCoy on Star Trek
- "He's no fun, he fell right over" - US conceptual comedy group Firesign Theatre
- "Hey, how're you doing?" - Standard introductory line for the Royal Canadian Air Farce's impression of Brian Mulroney
- "Hey, lady! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady!" - US comedian Jerry Lewis
- "Hey Hey!" - Krusty the Klown from The Simpsons
- "Hey, hey, hey!" - Yogi Bear, Bill Cosby as Fat Albert
- "Hey HEY hey!" - Dwayne Nelson (played by Haywood Nelson) on What's Happening!!.
- "Hey, How about a nice Hawaiian Punch!" - Punchy from Hawaiian Punch.
- "HEY ABBOTT!" - Comedian Lou Costello, directed at partner Bud Abbott
- "Hey, Moe!" - either of the other two of the Three Stooges
- "Hey now!" - Hank from the Larry Sanders Show
- "Hi Diddily-Ho" - Ned Flanders from The Simpsons
- "Hi yo Silver, away!" - US TV cowboy character the Lone Ranger
- "Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl." - Larry (http://www.williamsanderson.net/Larry/lddcollage.html) on US tv show Newhart, portrayed by William Sanderson
- "Hi-keeba!" - Mystery Science Theater 3000, accompanying a karate chop or other martial act or commotion
- "Hi, Mr. Man!" - Mindy Sadlier from Animaniacs.
- "Ho Ho Ho" - Santa Claus
- "Holy cow!" - Baseball announcers Phil Rizzuto and Harry Caray, independently
- "Holy crap!" - Strong Bad
- "Holy Hannah!" - several characters in the Marvel comics
- "Holy Testicle Tuesday!" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
- "Holy _____, Batman!" - An exclamation of Robin from the Batman television series. The word after "Holy" was different in every episode, depending on plot circumstances. Examples range from "Holy popcorn, Batman!" to "Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors, Batman!"
- "Houston, we have a problem." - Tom Hanks as Commander Jim Lovell in the motion picture Apollo 13 (This is a misquote of Jack Swigert's actual message to Mission Control, "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here," followed shortly by Lovell's message "Houston, we've had a problem.")
- "How are you gentlemen!!" - A greeting/taunt used by Cats in the famously mistranslated video game, Zero Wing.
- "How 'bout that!" - Baseball announcer Mel Allen
- "How long was I out?" - Latin Lover SCAN
- "How'm I doin'?" - Ed Koch, while he was mayor of New York City (1978-1989)
- "How many syllables Mario? How many syllables Mario?" - Mr. Syllables, portrayed by Joe Engler aka Joe Madden in the US film Putney Swope
- "How rare." - Weebl and Bob
- "How rude!" - Stephanie Tanner played by Jodie Sweetin on Full House and used by Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
- "How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason
- "How ya diddlin'?" - useless warm-up man Bobby Chariot (Alexei Sayle). Usually followed by no audience reaction, prompting "bloody sod you then".
- "How you doin'?" - Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani on Friends, intended as a pick-up line.
- "How queer!" - Arthur Atkinson in The Fast Show
I
- "I am a genius! Hahahaha!" - Hanamichi Sakuragi, voiced by Takeshi Kusao in the anime Slam Dunk.
- "I am Erica Kane!" - Erica Kane, played by Susan Lucci on All My Children
- "I am not a crook." - President Richard Nixon on his involvement in Watergate
- "I am not a number, I am a free man!" - Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner TV series.
- "I am outta here!" - Dennis Miller
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." - Leslie Nielsen's doctor character in the movie Airplane! in response to the question: "Surely you can't be serious?"
- "I am unanimous in this!" - Mrs Betty Slocombe, played by Mollie Sugden, on Are You Being Served? TV series
- "I am your father!" - Darth Vader (voiced by actor James Earl Jones) in The Empire Strikes Back
- "I AM ZIM!" - Zim from Invader Zim
- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." - from US television advertisements for Alka-Seltzer
- "Ice, ice, baby!" - Vanilla Ice
- "I coulda been a contender" - Terry Malloy, played by Marlon Brando in the movie On the Waterfront
- "I didn't get where I am today by..." - CJ, Reggie's boss in The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, followed by any inexplicable action that Reggie has just performed.
- "I didn't really do it" - Ivan Dobsky, the meat safe murderer from Monkey Dust, followed by a reason why he admitted to the crime, usually some hideous form of torture to his genitals.
- "I did not...have...sexual...relations...with that woman...Miss Lewinsky." - President Bill Clinton
- "I don't believe it!" - Victor Meldrew in BBC sitcom One Foot In The Grave
- "I don't get no respect." - Rodney Dangerfield (and Jabberjaw)
- "I don't know if that's such a good idea!" - Chuckie Finster, from Rugrats, usually said after Tommy Pickles mentions one of his ideas
- "I don't step on toes, Little John, I step on necks!" - Chuck Norris in Missing In Action 3
- "I don't think so, Tim." - Al Borland (Richard Karn) on Home Improvement
- "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto." - misrepresentation of a line of film dialogue spoken by Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland) in The Wizard of Oz (actual dialogue: "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"). Generally invoked as a catch phrase when someone is feeling out of his or her element, in a place very different from home.
- "I gotta go, pig. I'll see you later!" - GIR from Invader Zim
- "I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling..." - David Letterman
- "I have a cunning plan." - Baldrick (Tony Robinson) in Blackadder
- "I have the power!" He-Man from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, right after transforming.
- "I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, they stay liked." - Eric Von Zipper (Harvey Lembeck) in various '60s beach-party movies
- "Eric Von Zipper adores you. And when Eric Von Zipper adores somebody, they stay adored." - alternate version
- "I know nothing! Nothing!" Sergeant Schultz (John Banner), from Hogan's Heroes
- "I love it when a plan comes together." - Hannibal Smith (played by George Peppard) on The A-Team
- "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Lieutenant Kilgore, played by Robert Duvall in the movie Apocalypse Now
- "I pity the fool!" - Mr. T
- "I put a shock to your system!" - Static in Static Shock
- "I see dead people" - Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense
- "I think I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque" - Bugs Bunny
- "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Rick's last lines in Casablanca
- "I tought I taw a putty tat" - Tweety Bird, usually referring to Sylvester the cat. Always followed up by "I did! I did taw a putty tat!"
- "I want that one" - Matt Lucas as 'disabled' Andy in Little Britain after being asked which item he wants whilst shopping or browsing for a library book, and choosing things at random without looking what they are.
- "I will call him Squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my Squishy." - Dory, "Finding Nemo"
- "I'd buy that for a dollar!" - A catchprase from Robocop's fictional world.
- "If I changed and that you changed, then everyone is able to change!" - Sylvester Stallone as Rocky speaking to the Russian people in Rocky IV
- "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit." - Johnnie Cochran during closing arguments in the O.J. Simpson murder trial.
- "If my wife is watching, I'll be coming straight home after the meeting." - Steve Smith as Red Green on The Red Green Show
- "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Steve Smith as Red Green on The Red Green Show after building one of his inventions on handy-man corner.
- "If you build it, they will come" - the mysterious voice to Kevin Costner in the movie Field of Dreams
- "If you know what you want, then your enemy shall want it too." Christophe Lambert as Vercingetorix in Druids.
- "If you smell... what The Rock... is cookin'!" - The Rock
- "If you want him, come and claim him!" - Arwen Evenstar from The Fellowship of the Ring
- "I'll be back." - The Terminator*, later becoming actor Arnold Schwarzenegger's trademark one-liner in subsequent movies
- "I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too." -- Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz *
- "I'll get you next time, Gadget, NEXT TIME!" - Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
- "I'll harm you!" (spoken in a dweebish voice) - Stinky (played by Joe Besser), a neighborhood brat dressed in a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, in The Abbott and Costello Show
- "I'm makin' waffles!" - Donkey in the movie Shrek
- "I'll splat 'em Uncle Scooby" - Scrappy Doo
- "I'm a doctor, not a..." - Dr. Leonard McCoy of Star Trek, protesting any non-medical duties he is given. The phrase can be completed whichever way the requested task would indicate. In parody, often erroneously preceded by "Dammit Jim!", which of course was never heard on the original Star Trek.
- "I'm a laydee" - Emily Howard from Little Britain
- "I'm Buster Bunny" (Buster Bunny) and "I'm Babs Bunny" (Babs Bunny) - Buster and Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures.
- "I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not! - Chevy Chase as the "newscaster" of the Weekend Update segment of NBC's Saturday Night Live
- "I'm free!" - John Inman in Are You Being Served (the feed line is "Are you free, Mr Humphries?")
- "I'm glad you asked me that question." - Jim Hacker in Yes, Minister
- "I'm gonna eat you little fishie/chickie" - The Cat's taunting song in Red Dwarf before playing with the food.
- "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - Marlon Brando as Don Corleone in The Godfather
- "I'm Gumby, dammit!" - Eddie Murphy as Gumby on the US TV program Saturday Night Live
- "I'm Jon Swoon!" - Monkey Dust
- "I'm Julian, and this is my friend Sandy!" - Kenneth Williams in Round the Horne
- "I'm king of the world!" - Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in "Titanic"
- "Impressive... Most impressive." - Darth Vader, "the Empire Strikes Back"
- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." - Peter Bergman (differentiating from his doctor character, Cliff Warner, on All My Children) in Vicks 44 TV commercial
- "I'm not dead Yet" - Old Dying Man in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- "I'm not fat, I'm big boned" - Eric Cartman in South Park
- "I'M READY!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" - Dave Chappelle as Rick James on Chappelle's Show
- "I'm smaaarter than the average bear!" - Yogi Bear
- "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey*
- "I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona!" - Basil Fawlty about Manuel in Fawlty Towers
- "I'm the only gay in this village!" - Daffyd Thomas on Little Britain
- "I'm walkin' here!"* - Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy
- "In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight, Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!" - Green Lantern (Hal Jordan era)
- "I suppose that, by doing what you did, you only led it to the thing itself that made you do what you did..." - Wild Waters
- "Inconceivable!" - Vizzini in The Princess Bride
- "Is that a chicken joke?!" Jo Anne Worley on Laugh-In
- "I'm waaiiting!" Sonic the Hedgehog.
- "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - Mae West
- "Is that your final answer?" - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (UK and US versions)
- "Isn't that special?" - Church Lady, as played by Dana Carvey in Saturday Night Live
- "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" - Wayne Brady from a sketch on Chappelle's Show
- "It all depends what you mean by ..." - C.E.M. Joad, philosopher broadcaster.
- "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is." Bill Clinton in testimony about the Monica Lewinsky affair. Its catchphrase usage presumes the phrase to be comically legalistic and evasive.
- "It felt like the kick of a mule!" several superheroes in Marvel comics after they received a strong blow
- "It is fate." - Christophe Lambert as Vercingetorix in the movie Druids. He says that to justify the massacres of war.
- "It looked like a flying cat!" - a hitman in the movie Puma Man
- "It stinks!" - Jay Sherman, animated protagonist of animated US TV show The Critic, as a response to various satirical treatments of movie scenes, during the opening credits.
- "It was on the line!" - John McEnroe
- "It's alive!" - Dr. Frankenstein beholding his awakening monster
- "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood..." - Mr. Rogers, aka the late Fred Rogers, on the PBS television show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
- "It's clobberin' time!" - The Thing, aka Ben Grimm, of the Fantastic Four comic books
- "It's-a me, Mario!" - Super Mario
- "It's a gift...and a curse" - Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk on Monk, referring to his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- "It's a new car!" - The announcer on The Price Is Right, originally Johnny Olson, later Rod Roddy and Rich Fields
- "It's deep and I don't think it's playable." - Keith Olbermann, calling a home run on SportsCenter 1992-97
- "It's gotta be the shoes." - Spike Lee from Nike Air Jordan commercials.
- "It's not over, til its over" - Yogi Berra
- "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature." - "Mother Nature" from Chiffon margarine commercials.
- "It's Shake 'n' Bake, and I helped!" - from a Shake 'n' Bake commercial, said by a little girl in a Southern accent.
- "I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Mrs. Fletcher, from the LifeCall Personal Emergency Response Systems commercials
- "I've got a bad feeling about this..." - characters in each Star Wars episode
- "It belongs to a museum!" - Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- "It's uncanny!" several characters in the Marvel comics
- "I want to be a pirate!" - Guybrush Threepwood in the Monkey Island video games
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- "Leapin' lizards!" - comic strip character Little Orphan Annie
- "Leggo my Eggo!" - advertising phrase used in the sale of Eggo frozen waffles since the 1960s.
- "Let me at 'em Uncle Scooby" - Scrappy Doo
- "Let's play two!" - Ernie Banks
- "Let's roll" - phrase allegedly spoken by United Airlines Flight 93 passenger and 9/11 victim Todd Beamer and overheard via cellphone by his wife Lisa; later used by George W. Bush and others to signify American determination in the months after 9/11
- "Let's see what you could have won!" - Jim Bowen in Bullseye.
- "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." Tom Hanks as the title character in Forrest Gump
- "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives." Macdonald Carey, intoning the tagline on every episode of Days of Our Lives since 1966.
- "Listen, kiddo. . ." Kim Hughes (Kathryn Hayes), As the World Turns
- "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once" - Michelle of the resistance, in 'Allo 'Allo!. Pronounced "Lissern varry carfully, Ah shall say zis only wernce"
- "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!" - various cast members of US TV show Saturday Night Live, at end of first sketch, before the opening credits
- "Live long and prosper." - Mr. Spock on Star Trek, and every Vulcan since. (The standard response is "Peace and long life.")
- "Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls" - from Laugh-In
- "Lookin' good!" - Freddie Prinze as Chico Rodriguez on Chico and the Man
- "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaiiin!" - Team Rocket, the villains of the Pokémon anime. Used every time Team Rocket has failed at a plan and is invariably sent flying into the distance.
- "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit..." -- Steve McCrosky (Lloyd Bridges) in the movie Airplane! This would be followed by a drug of some kind. "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."
- "Luvvly Jubbly!" - Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses
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- "Make it so." - Captain Picard
- "Man, Woman, Birth, Death, Infinity." - from the opening sequence of Ben Casey
- "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" - Eve Plumb as "Jan Brady" on The Brady Bunch*
- "Master of my domain" - Jerry Seinfeld
- "May the Force be with you!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi, played by Sir Alec Guiness in the movie Star Wars
- "Mine?! Mine!?" - seagulls, "Finding Nemo"
- "Missed it by that much." - Maxwell Smart, Control Agent 86, as played by Don Adams in Get Smart
- "Mission Accomplished" - George W. Bush
- "Mmmm ... Beer!" - Homer Simpson
- "Mmmmmmrrrrh." -Marge Simpson on The Simpsons
- "Mmmkay?" - Mr. Mackey on South Park. Added to the end of a sentence.
- "Most illogical" - Mr. Spock, played by Leonard Nimoy in the TV series Star Trek
- "Move it, move it, move it!" - Sergeant Carter (Frank Sutton) in Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., later mimicked by Captain Harris (G.W. Bailey) in the Police Academy series
- "Mr. Alien!" - Dita Liebely voiced by Julie Maddalena in the anime Vandread. (In the original dialogue, Yumi Kakazu said the Japanese equivalent, "Uchujin-san!")
- "Mr. Anderson..." - Agent Smith addressing Neo throughout the Matrix series
- "Mrs. Peel, We're Needed" - From The Avengers; Heard or rather seen in almost every color episode with Diana Rigg as Emma Peel
- "Mum said to me on her deathbed 'Del..." - Del Boy recalling how his mum gave him help to look after Rodney before she died, usually to bribe Rodney (Only Fools and Horses)
- "My arse!" - Jim Royle, The Royle Family
- "My head isn't big!" - Dib from Invader Zim
- "My name is Micah Wright. I'm a former Army Ranger." - Micah Wright
- "My name's Bond. James Bond." - James Bond
- "My, Oh, My!" - Dave Niehaus, Seattle Mariners broadcaster, used when a great or unexpected play is performed, or a home run hit. Also used by fellow Mariners broadcasters Rick Rizzs and Ron Fairly
- "My spider sense is tingling!" - Spider-Man
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- "Naff off!" - Fletcher in Porridge
- "Nanoo, nanoo" - Robin Williams as Mork from Ork in Mork & Mindy
- "Ni!" - Knights who say Ni in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- "Nice to see you, to see you - nice!" - Bruce Forsyth
- "Need some wood?" George W. Bush during the second U.S. presidential election debate 2004
- "Never mind" - Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) SNL
- "No matter!" - Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh
- "No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah..." - Vicky Pollard (Matt Lucas) in Little Britain
- "No, no, no, no, no...yes!" - Jim Trott in The Vicar of Dibley
- "No offence!" - No Offence in The Fast Show
- "No one else has the punch!" - Punchy from Hawaiian Punch
- "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - British TV comedy group Monty Python
- "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" - Bart Simpson on Butterfinger commercials.
- "No problem!" - ALF
- "No relation!" - Buster and Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures
- "No sir, I don't like it!" - Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy
- "No wire hangers EVER!" - Faye Dunaway, playing Joan Crawford in the movie Mommie Dearest
- "None shall pass!" - The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- "Norm!" - a loud collective cry from patrons and employees to Norm Peterson, George Wendt's character in the sitcom Cheers, when he'd enter the bar
- "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry Seinfeld
- "Not The One. Not The One." - Zathras, character on Babylon 5 TV show
- "Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more" - Eric Idle from Monty Python
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- "O-tay!" - Porky and Buckwheat in the Our Gang comedies. Later spoofed by Eddie Murphy on the US TV program Saturday Night Live
- "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Rick the bartender, played by Humphrey Bogart in the movie Casablanca
- "Oh, behave!" - Austin Powers to his models
- "Of course!" - Rupert Giles played by Anthony Stewart Head in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, said whenever he reaches a conclusion about something.
- "Of course you realize this means WAR!" - Groucho Marx in Duck Soup, later adapted by Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and other Looney Tunes characters, always after being insulted three times.
- "Oh, bother." - Winnie the Pooh's typical expression when things are not going well
- "Oh, boy..." - Samuel Beckett (played by Scott Bakula) in Quantum Leap)
- "Oh, doctor!" - Sportscaster Jerry Coleman's typical expression after a great play. Was also Red Barber's famous exclamation on Mutual Radio after Brooklyn Dodger Al Gionfriddo's 1947 World Series catch, robbing Joe DiMaggio of a home run
- "Oh, FECK!" - Father Ted, played by Dermot Morgan
- "Oh, Matron!" Kenneth Williams again, this time in Carry On films, to Hattie Jacques
- "Oh...my...Gawd!" - Janice, recurring character in Friends.
- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" - "You bastards!" - Stan and Kyle in South Park
- "Oh no what a personal disaster!" - Ray (Rob Newman) from the Mary Whitehouse Experience
- "Ohhhh... pickles!" - Twinkle in Higglytown Heroes
- "Oh right, yeah." - Father Dougal in Father Ted
- "Oh, that Henny Youngman." - From Laugh-In
- "Oh, yeah!" - Kool-Aid Man from Kool Aid
- "Oh yeah!, cartoons!" - Various characters, usually appeared at the end of every short film on Nickelodeon's animation showcase; Oh Yeah! Cartoons
- "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer incorporated!" - Laverne De Fazio (Penny Marshall) and Shirley Feeney (Cindy Williams) in the opening credits of Laverne & Shirley
- "Ooh...I'm being ha-RASS-ed!" - Frank Spencer (Michael Crawford) in Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.
- "Okay, Devious, Don't Move!" - Michael Palin in Monty Pythons Flying Circus
- "OK, I love-ya, Bye-bye!" - Mindy Sadlier from Animaniacs.
- "Okey-doke!" and "Okey-dokey!" - Spanky in the Our Gang comedies.
- "Okilie Dokilie" - Ned Flanders from The Simpsons
- "Only you can prevent forest fires!" - Smokey Bear from the United States Forest Service
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- "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." -- The Wizard of Oz in The Wizard of Oz *
- "Permission to speak, sir." - Corporal Jones in Dad's Army
- "Pine Valley isn't exactly the corner of Hollywood and Vine." - Erica Kane on All My Children. Originally said in the show's first episode, it has become oft-quoted in flashback sequences and later in Erica's life.
- "Play it again, Sam." - attributed to Rick the bartender in the movie Casablanca. Actually spoken in the Marx Brothers comedy A Night in Casablanca. The real quote is "Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By."
- "Presented for your approval..." - US TV host Rod Serling on The Twilight Zone
- "Pretty sneaky, sis." - from 1970s US television advertisements for the game Connect Four
- "Putney says the Bormann 6 girl is got to have soul! Got to have soul!" - sycophantic ad agency executive in US film Putney Swope
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- "Satisfactory. Most satisfactory!" - Doctor Beaker in Supercar
- "Say good night, Dick." "Good night, Dick." Dan Rowan and Dick Martin, Laugh-In
- "Say good night, Gracie." "Good night." George Burns and Gracie Allen, The Burns and Allen Show
- "Say 'ello to my l'il fren!'" - Tony Montana, played by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface
- "Say the secret woid and the duck comes down" - Groucho Marx, on You Bet Your Life
- "Schwing!" - Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth in Wayne's World (both on Saturday Night Live, and the subsequent movies)
- "Scooby-dooby-doo!" - Scooby-Doo. Usually howled at the end of every episode.
- "Screw you guys, I'm going home." - Cartman from South Park
- "Seacrest...OUT!" - Ryan Seacrest, American Idol and On-Air with Ryan Seacrest
- "See the USA in your Chevrolet..." Dinah Shore singing this title tune as part of a series of live Chevrolet television commercials in her show, The Dinah Shore Show
- "Serenity now!" - Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza on Seinfeld
- "Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n Roll" - Ian Dury
- "Shazam!" - comic book character Captain Marvel
- "Shazbot!" - Robin Williams as Mork from Ork, Mork & Mindy
- "(Shhhh!) Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits! HAaAaAaAa!" - Elmer Fudd
- "Shaza-u-m!" - Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle in The Andy Griffith Show and its spinoff, Gomer Pyle, USMC
- "Shoes for industry!" "Shoes for the dead!" - US conceptual comedy group The Firesign Theater
- "Show me the money!" - Tom Cruise as the title character in Jerry Maguire
- "Shut it!" - Detective Inspector Jack Regan, The Sweeney
- "Shut up, Eccles!" - Eccles from The Goon Show
- "Sit on it!" - rude (but broadcast-acceptable) insult from '70s TV sitcom Happy Days (usually directed to Anson Williams's character, Potsie)
- "Skip to the end!" - Simon Pegg as Tim Bisley in Spaced
- "S.I.G." ("Spectrum is green") - acknowledgement signal in Captain Scarlet
- "Silly old bear!" - Christopher Robin in Winnie-the-Pooh
- "Simply en fuego." - sportscaster Dan Patrick on SportsCenter
- "Slaaaaaammm dunk!" the late Los Angeles Lakers announcer "Chick" Hearn
- "Slam-a-lam-a DING DONG!" Sportscaster Joe Buck in a Budweiser commercial
- "So fetch!" - Gretchen Wieners, played by Lacey Chabert, in the movie Mean Girls. Her "friend" told her later "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen."
- "So... yeah" - Eddie Izzard
- "Sock it to me," followed by a bucket of water to the face, Laugh-In
- "Sorry about that, Chief!" - Maxwell Smart, Control Agent 86, as played by Don Adams in Get Smart
- "Speeew!" - Skippy Squirrel from Animaniacs
- "Spoon!" - Comic character the Tick
- "Spring into action!" - Topato Potato, WIGU
- "Ssssmoking!" - Jim Carrey in The Mask
- "Stella!!" - Stanley Kowalski, played by Marlon Brando in the movie A Streetcar Named Desire
- "Stifle yourself!" - Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on All in the Family
- "Stone me, what a life!" - Tony Hancock in Hancock's Half Hour
- "Stop messin' about!" (nasal) - Kenneth Williams in Hancock's Half Hour and elsewhere
- "Stupid boy!" - Captain Manwaring about Frank Pike in Dad's Army ("A Stupid Boy" is also the title of series creator Jimmy Perry's autobiography.)
- "Suit you, sir" - Paul Whitehouse and Mark Williams as the Suit-You Tailors in The Fast Show
- "Super-de-duper!" - children's TV show character Barney the Purple Dinosaur
- "Surf or fight"- Lieutenant Kilgore, played by Robert Duvall in the movie Apocalypse Now
- "Surprise, surprise, surprise!" - Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle in The Andy Griffith Show and its spinoff, Gomer Pyle, USMC
- "Survey says!" -- Spoken by the host, Richard Dawson (later Ray Combs, Louie Anderson, and Richard Karn) on the game show Family Feud to reveal the answer.
- "Sweet ____ of ____!" - (i.e. "Sweet Lion of Zion!") cartoon character Hermes Conrad of the animated series Futurama
- "Sweetie darling." - Jennifer Saunders as Edina Monsoon on Absolutely Fabulous
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- "Ta ta ta ta da DAAAAA! PUPPY POWER!" - Scrappy-Doo
- "Take a bite out of crime!" - McGruff the Crime Dog from The National Crime Prevention Council.
- "Take care of yourself, and each other." - Jerry Springer, first as a newscaster at WLTW-TV, then on The Jerry Springer Show
- "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." - Jean-Luc Picard's favourite order to a nearby replicator for his favourite beverage in Star Trek: The Next Generation
- "Tell me about the rabbits again, George!" - Abominable snowman Hugo and a variety of dim-witted characters from various Looney Tunes cartoons, based on rabbit-obsessed simpleton Lennie, who never quite says this, in John Steinbeck's novel Of Mice and Men
- "Ten-thousand thundering typhoons!" - Captain Haddock from The Adventures of Tintin
- "Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!" - Porky Pig
- "Thank you very much" (spoken in a timid, accented voice) - comic Andy Kaufman's shy foreign stage persona
- "That's a damn fine cup of coffee." - Kyle MacLachlan as Special Agent Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks
- "That's a terrible word... [word]" - Lois Griffin from Family Guy
- "That's a winner!" - Baseball broadcaster Jack Buck, spoken after St. Louis Cardinals victories
- "That's it!" - Pesto the Pigeon from Animaniacs.
- "That's more meat for me" - Liz Ellis, Australian Netballer.
- "That's the Second Largest _____, I have ever Seen" - Maxwell Smart (Don Adams)
- "That's you that is!" - "History Today" from the Mary Whitehouse Experience
- "The horror! The horror!" - Colonel Kurtz, played by Marlon Brando in the movie Apocalypse Now
- "The butler did it." - a catchphrase that doesn't come from anywhere but that was created to satirise murder mysteries
- "The money was just resting in my account!" - Father Ted in Father Ted
- "The Old Gun in the ______ Trick" - Maxwell Smart (Don Adams)
- "The plane! The plane!" - Hervé Villechaize as Tattoo in Fantasy Island
- "The power is yours!" - Captain Planet. Always said right before he disappears into the rings of the Planeteers.
- "The tribe has spoken." - Jeff Probst on Survivor
- "The Yankees Win….Theeeeeeeeeee Yankeeeeeeeeeeeeees ... " - Radio Voice of The New York Yankees, John Sterling
- "There are limits to my patience, but you mustn't go too far!" - Fred Williamson in White Fire.
- "There can be only one!" - the Highlander films and series.
- "There is no spoon." -child in "the Matrix." Later repeated by Neo.
- "There you go." - McCloud (played by Dennis Weaver)
- "There you go again." - former President Ronald Reagan during the 1984 Presidential debates held with his opponent, Walter Mondale
- "There's no place like home..." -- Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz. Often repeated as an incantation against an unpleasant situation.
- "They think it's all over, ...it is now!" - Kenneth Wolstenholme commentating on the 1966 World Cup final
- "They don't like it up'em. They do not like it up'em." - Corporal Jones (played by Clive Dunn) in the British sitcom Dad's Army
- "They pelted us with rocks and garbage" - self-conscious catch phrase used satirically by David Letterman on Late Night with David Letterman.
- "They're grrreat!" - Tony the Tiger from Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.
- "This is an exhibition, not a competition, please folks - no wagering." - David Letterman before "Stupid Pet Tricks"
- "This is Bob Barker, reminding you to help control the pet population by having your pets spayed or neutered" - Bob Barker in The Price is Right
- "THIS is London." - Edward R. Murrow opening his wartime CBS Radio reports from the British capital.
- "This is nothing!" - Stanley Motts in Wag the Dog, after anything goes wrong, often followed by a humorous anecdote about a time something went worse.
- "This is 'Today' on NBC." - The traditional cue to commercial often used on The Today Show.
- "This is true." - Mabel Thomas (a character on What's Happening!!, played by Mabel King), said in an attempt to impart her wisdom on her children.
- "This looks like a job for Superman." Clark Kent (the old Superman cartoon series).
- "This time, next year, we'll be millionaires!" - Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses
- "This was no boating accident" - erroneously but commonly quoted variation of a protest by Matt Hooper, played by Richard Dreyfuss, in the movie Jaws. The actual quote is "Well, this is not a boat accident!"
- "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" - Erroneously quoted variation of a Paul Hogan line in a series of Australian Tourist Board commercials on American television. The actual line is "I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you."
- "Thufferin' thuccotash" - animated character Sylvester the cat
- "To be the man, you gotta BEAT the man!" - Ric Flair
- "To boldly go where no man has gone before" - opening of Star Trek TV series
- "To the moon, Alice!" - Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners
- "Top of the world, ma!" - US actor James Cagney in movie White Heat (1949)
- "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz (1939) Very often misquoted as "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto". This is often said in a contest where the sayer feels like he is unexpectedly in a place far away from home.
- "Transform and Roll out!" - Optimus Prime in Transformers
- "Tune in tomorrow — same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!" - The narrator from the Batman television series. Always said at the cliffhanger end of an episode where Batman and Robin risk death in a trap set by the featured villain.
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- "Wanna buy a duck?" - Joe Penner, 1930s comedian
- "Watch it, sucka!" - Aunt Esther (LaWanda Page) from Sanford and Son
- "Watch my chops!" - Corneil from Corneil and Bernie.
- "Wax on, wax off" - Mr. Miyagi, played by Noriyuko 'Pat' Morita in the US movie The Karate Kid.
- "We are in trou-ble!" - Tootie Ramsey (Kim Fields) from The Facts of Life
- "We are… two wild and crazy guys!" (spoken in a faux Czechoslovakian accent) - the Festrunk Brothers (Dan Aykroyd and Steve Martin) from Saturday Night Live
- "Welcome to my underground lair!" - Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
- "Well, excuuuuse me!" - Steve Martin
- "Well, excuuuuuuuse me, princess!" - Link from The Legend of Zelda animated cartoon.
- "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" - Oliver Hardy to Stan Laurel (note: "nice", not the mis-remembered "fine")
- "Well, thank you very much, Jerry!" - Margo Leadbetter in The Good Life
- "We're On A Mission From God" - Blues Brothers
- "We're doomed! Doomed!" - Private Frazer in Dad's Army
- "We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) in Jaws
- "We really wanna see those fingers" - Shooting Stars
- "What...A...Cartoon!" - Various characters, usually appeared in the opening sequence to every short film on Cartoon Network's animation showcase; The What-A-Cartoon! Show
- "What a country!" - Yakov Smirnoff
- "What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" - Pinky and the Brain
- "What are you eating today" - Arby's Oven Mitt from Arby's
- "What do you think of the show so far? - [throws voice] Rubbish!" - Eric Morecambe
- "What do you want?" Morden in Babylon 5
- "What me worry?" Alfred E. Neuman, mascot of Mad magazine
- "What is it, Snowy!" - Tintin from The Adventures of Tintin.
- "What is your major malfunction?" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket
- "What we have here is a failure to communicate.", also as "What we've got here is... failure to communicate." - Strother Martin as "Captain, Road Prison 36" in Cool Hand Luke
- "What you see is what you get." - Flip Wilson as "Geraldine" on The Flip Wilson Show (see also WYSIWYG)
- "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" - Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson in Diff'rent Strokes
- "What's it going to be then, eh?" - Alex, A Clockwork Orange
- "What's this? It's got a good beat!" - Embarrassing Dad from the Mary Whitehouse Experience
- "What's up, Doc?" - Bugs Bunny
- "Whazzup?" - Budweiser ad campaign
- "Where's the Beef?" - Clara Peller in commercials for Wendy's
- "When I say run, run!" - The Second Doctor, in Doctor Who
- "Where's me washboard?" - Arthur Atkinson in The Fast Show
- "Where's the outrage?" - 1996 U.S. presidential candidate Bob Dole
- "Which was nice..." - Patrick Nice in The Fast Show
- "Who are you?" Kosh in Babylon 5
- "Who other than the more bastard of the sons of whores can know what happens in the head of those sons of bitches?" - Conrad Nichols in Afghanistan Connection
- "Who loves ya, baby?" - Kojak (Played by Telly Savalas)
- "Whoa!" - Neo, played by Keanu Reeves, in the movie The Matrix. This cry of astonishment was included in most TV ads for the film. This catch phrase was first uttered by Joey Russo, played by Joey Lawrence, on Blossom.
- "WHOOMP, there it is." - Tag Team.
- "Why don't cha come up sometime, and see me?" - US movie star Mae West (note: not the usually misquoted "Why don'tcha come up and see me sometime")
- "Why me? Why me all the time?" - Eric Von Zipper (Harvey Lembeck) in Beach Blanket Bingo and other '60s beach-party movies
- "WHY YOU LITTLE...!" - Homer Simpson, just before strangling Bart
- "Will the real ________ please stand up?" - said by every host of To Tell the Truth just before one of three civilian challengers distinguishes him/herself from the two impostors. Later adopted by Eminem for his song The Real Slim Shady
- "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should!" - in commercials in the 1950s and 1960s, for Winston cigarettes.
- "With great power, comes great responsability." - Spider-Man who got this quote from his uncle Ben Parker
- "Won't you be my neighbor?" - Mr. Rogers, aka the late Fred Rogers in PBS television's Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
- "Woo-hoo!" - Homer Simpson
- "WOOOOO!!" - Ric Flair
- "Worst ____ Ever." - Comic Book Guy, commenting on something that he didn't like (ex. episode, cross-over).
- "Would you like a jelly baby?" - The Tom Baker, in Doctor Who
- "Would you believe..." - Maxwell Smart, Control Agent 86, as played by Don Adams in Get Smart
- "Wowsers!" - Inspector Gadget
- "Wubba, Wubba, Wubba." - Downtown Julie Brown, MTV VJ.
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- "Y'done good." - Joe Don Baker in Eischied
- "Yabba-dabba-doo!" - Fred Flintstone
- "Yada yada yada." - various characters on Seinfeld
- "Yak Shamash" -Borat
- "Yatta!" - a song by the Japanese group Green Leaves; later popularized by the Flash animation 'Irrational Exuberance'
- "Yeah, baby!" - Mike Myers as Austin Powers in the Austin Powers movies
- "Yeah, but no, but, yeah..." - Vicky Pollard in Little Britain
- "Yeah, I know!" - Andy Pipkin in Little Britain
- "Yes!" - Sportscaster Marv Albert after a successful basket.
- "...Yeessss..." - Megatron in Beast Wars
- "Yes, minister." - Sir Humphrey in Yes, Minister
- "Ying tong iddle i po" - The Goons
- "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - Bruce Willis as John McClane in Die Hard
- "Yo Adrian!" - Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky
- "Yo Joe!" - GI Joe
- "Yo quiero Taco Bell!" - Taco Bell Dog from Taco Bell commercials
- "Yoink!" - said by characters on The Simpsons when they snatch something out of another character's hands.
- "You ain't seen me, right?" - The Fast Show
- "You ain't seen nothin' yet!" - Originally Al Jolson, later re-popularised by former U.S. President Ronald Reagan
- "You are live on Channel 4 - please do not swear." - Davina McCall's customary greeting to the housemates on Big Brother (UK).
- "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!" - Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link (also George Gray on the syndicated version)
- "You bet your sweet bippy." - from Laugh-In
- "You better work, bitch!" - from the song "Supermodel (You Better Work)" by singer RuPaul. (Popular primarily in the gay community.)
- "You can call me Ray, you can call me Jay..." - Bill Saluga as Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.
- "You cannot be serious!" - John McEnroe
- "You cannot pass!" - Gandalf, "The Fellowship of the Ring"
- "You can't handle the truth!" - Colonel Nathan Jessup, played by Jack Nicholson in the movie A Few Good Men
- "You can't see the join." - Eric Morecambe, alluding to Ernie Wise's fictional hairpiece.
- "You're deth-pecible!" - Daffy Duck
- "You doidy rat!" - U.S. actor James Cagney
- "You dozy little twonk Rodney!" - Del Boy
- "You dumb babies!" - Angelica Pickles, from Rugrats
- "You forgot Poland"- George W. Bush
- "You know you want me, baby!" - Crow T. Robot's choice for his catch phrase, from Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 822
- "You like me, you really like me!" - Sally Field after winning a second acting Academy Award for "Places in the Heart." What she actually said was, "I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!"
- "You likey?" - Patton Chase on Quintuplets
- "You look maaahvelous!" - Billy Crystal in parody of Fernando Lamas on Saturday Night Live
- "You plonker/dipstick/wally!" - Del Boy in "Only Fools and Horses"
- "You silly moo!" - Alf Garnett to wife Else in Till Death Us Do Part
- "You silly twisted boy, you." - Peter Sellers as Hercules Grytpype-Thynne in the Goons
- "You sunk my battleship!" - from 1970s US television advertisements for the game Battleship
- "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"* - Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver
- "You will be assimilated." - The Borg in Star Trek
- "You wouldn't let it lie!" - Bob Mortimer in Vic Reeves' Big Night Out
- "You'll like it, not a lot, but you'll like it!" - magician Paul Daniels
- "You're deth-pecible." - Daffy Duck
- "You're fired." - Donald Trump in The Apprentice
- "You're gonna need a bigger boat" - police chief Martin Brody played by Roy Scheider in the movie Jaws
- "You're my wife now!" Papa Lazarou in The League of Gentlemen
- "...you're no Jack Kennedy." Lloyd Bentsen, to Dan Quayle during the 1988 Vice Presidential debate (full sentence was "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.", but most times it's repeated the first word is omitted)
- "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) in The Italian Job*
- "You're soaking in it!" - "Madge" (Jan Miner) from long-running US television advertisements for Palmolive
- "You've all done very well!" - valueless words of managerial encouragement from the doddering Young Mr. Grace in Are You Being Served?
- "Your mission, should you choose to accept it" - Mission: Impossible
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