Mystery Science Theater 3000, also called MST3K, was a cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the Sci Fi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.

Contents

1 Premise 2 The cast 2.1 "The guys" 2.2 "The Mads" 2.3 Recurring guest characters 3 Quotes 3.1 106: The Crawling Hand 3.2 111: Moon Zero Two 3.3 201: Rocketship X-M 3.4 424: Manos: The Hands of Fate 4 The episodes 5 See also 6 External links

Premise

Two mad scientists, Dr. Clayton Forrester and his sidekick Dr. Erhardt, launch Joel Robinson, a janitor working for the Gizmonics Institute, into space and force him to watch truly horrible B-movies. They do this in order to measure how much bad movie-making it takes to drive a person crazy, and to pinpoint the perfect B-movie to use as a weapon in Dr. Forrester's scheme of world domination. (The sycophantic TV's Frank replaced Dr. Erhardt early in the show's run.)

Trapped on board The Satellite of Love (S.O.L.) — a Lou Reed reference — Joel builds the robots that populate the ship (ostensibly because he is lonely, and as an homage to the 70's film "Silent Running"). The robots are Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, who accompany Joel in the screening room; Gypsy, who does not appear in every episode but handles the "higher functions" of the S.O.L.; and Cambot, the recorder of the experiments who is never visible but occasionally interacts with the others. Also making intermittent "appearances" in the show's early years is Magic Voice, a disembodied female voice whose primary role is to announce the start of the first commercial break in each episode.

Since Joel built Tom and Crow out of parts of the space ship, he has no control over when the movies start. As the movies play, the silhouettes of Joel, Tom, and Crow are visible at the bottom of the screen, wisecracking and mocking the movie (a practice they sometimes referred to as "riffing") to prevent being driven mad.

Just before or after commercial breaks, Joel and the bots sometimes perform skits, songs, or other short sketch pieces (called "host segments") related to the movie they are watching. These segments also regularly feature prominent characters from the movie, such as Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate. But before too much frivolity can transpire, the "movie sign" light flashes, signaling the resumption of the movie.

Most of the early episodes also include screenings of unintentionally hilarious short films or "shorts" -- propaganda-style films from the 1950s — such as a training film for Chevrolet sales managers, and films intended to teach children about posture or personal hygiene.

The show's run coincided with the growth of the Internet, and numerous fans (MSTies) devoted websites to the series. The Internet also facilitated tape-trading of previous episodes among fans, a practice the show's creators encouraged by flashing the title "Keep circulating the tapes!" during each episode's closing credits. There were two official conventions (zanily called "Conventio-Con Expo-Fest-A-Rama" and "Conventio-Con Expo-Fest-A-Rama II: Electric Boogaloo", respectively). Some noted celebrity fans are Time film critic Richard Corliss and MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann.

When Joel Hodgson decided to leave the series, halfway through season five, an episode was written in which his character escaped from the S.O.L. with the help of Gypsy after finding an escape pod (named the Deus ex Machina) in a box marked "Hamdingers". To replace Joel, Dr. Forrester sent Mike Nelson, a temp worker he hired to clean up Deep 13. The series head writer Michael J. Nelson played Mike from1993 until the end of the series. To this day, debate about who was the better host continues to rage.

After financial difficulties forced KTMA to cancel MST3K, the show began its run on the cable channel Comedy Central. When Comedy Central dropped the show after a shorter-than-normal seventh season, MST3K's Internet fan-base staged a precedent-setting write-in campaign to keep the show alive. Eventually this effort led the Sci Fi Channel to begin airing the show, where it resumed with most of the original cast. Trace Beaulieu, who played Dr. Forrester and Crow, left; Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, played by Mary Jo Pehl, menaced Mike and the bots; and her sidekicks were the idiotic, "Planet of the Apes"-inspired Professor Bobo (Kevin Murphy) and the highly evolved, omniscient, yet equally idiotic Observer (The "Brain Guy"), played by writer Bill Corbett. Corbett also competently took over Crow's voice.

Due to contractual obligation, every episode on the Sci Fi Channel had to be of a science-fiction movie (instead of the varied genres present in past shows), although by the final season this restriction seemed to be loosened. In any event, the network's vast library of science-fiction films provided an abudance of bad movies to "riff."

A feature film, in which Mike and the 'bots worked over This Island Earth, was released in 1996 during the gap in the show's run between its days on Comedy Central and the Sci-Fi Channel. Unfortunately, Universal Studios invested few resources into the resultant Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. About two dozen of the original Comedy Central episodes have been released on VHS and DVD.

The series finale premiered on August 8, 1999, although an episode produced earlier in the season was the last new episode of MST3K broadcast on September 12, 1999. MST3K continued on the Sci Fi Channel as reruns until January 31, 2004.

In the May 30th-June 5th, 2004 issue of TV Guide, a feature article listed Mystery Science Theater 3000 among the 25 Top Cult Shows Ever!:

" 11 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1989-1999)

A space traveler and his smart-ass robots watch and crack-wise about bombs like The Brain That Wouldn't Die and The Killer Shrews.

Cult-ability: Mike Nelson, writer and star (replacing creator Joel Hodgson), recently addressed a college audience: "There was nobody over the age of 25. I had to ask, 'Where are you seeing this show?' I guess we have some sort of timeless quality." (Source: TV Guide May 30th-June 5th, 2004 issue, "25 Top Cult Shows Ever!" feature article, page 32)

Among the movies dismembered on the series are Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Manos: The Hands of Fate, five Japanese Gamera monster movies, and the Ed Wood film Bride of the Monster. It should be pointed out that most of the movies had to be edited to make room for commercials and the sketches surrounding them. This practice often resulted in discontinuity that would render the movies all-the-more ripe for ridicule. In total there are 198 full episodes of MST3K (including the motion picture).

Eras of MST3K:

1. KTMA era
2. Joel era (Comedy Central seasons 1-4, 5 through episode 512 Mitchell)
3. Mike era (Comedy Central season 5 episode 513 The Brain that Wouldn't Die to end, seasons 6-7)
4. Sci Fi era (seasons 8-10)

The cast

"The guys"

• Joel Robinson — Joel Hodgson (1988 - 1993)
• Mike Nelson — Michael J. Nelson (1993 - 1999)
• Crow T. Robot — Trace Beaulieu (1988 - 1996), Bill Corbett (1997 - 1999)
• Tom Servo — Josh Weinstein (1988 - 1989), Kevin Murphy (1990 - 1999)
• Gypsy — Jim Mallon (1989 - 1997), Patrick Brantseg (1997 - 1999)
• Cambot — (not a cast role)
• Magic Voice — variously voiced; but as of Season 4 was consistently (more or less) voiced by Mary Jo Pehl. Prop Mistress Beth "Beez" McKeever provided the voice for its two Sci Fi era "appearances".

"The Mads"

• Dr. Clayton Forrester — Trace Beaulieu (1988 - 1996) (Full name: Dr. Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester. Named for the square-jawed hero scientist of the 1950s Hollywood movie The War of the Worlds.)
• Dr. Lawrence Erhardt — Josh Weinstein (1988)
• TV's Frank — Frank Conniff (1989-1995)
• Mrs. Pearl Forrester — Mary Jo Pehl (1996 - 1999)
• Professor Bobo — Kevin Murphy (1997-1999)
• Observer ("Brain Guy") — Bill Corbett (1997-1999)

Recurring guest characters

• Jack Perkins (Michael J. Nelson) — in real life the host of the A&E Network's Biography program, Perkins first appeared in MST3K simply to annoy the Mads by describing the movie as far better than it actually was. When MST3K appeared in syndication as The Mystery Science Hour, Nelson's fake "Jack Perkins" hosted the show.

• Jan-in-the-Pan (Mary Jo Pehl) — a woman's severed head from the movie The Brain that Wouldn't Die.

• Jerry and Sylvia (various actors) — two "mole people" from the movie The Mole People (featured much later as a Season 8 episode) who occasionally assisted the Mads and stopped by for social events. Presumably named after Sylvia and Gerry Anderson, the creative team behind Space: 1999 and Supermarionation shows like Thunderbirds and Stingray, some of which were featured as KTMA-season episodes.

• "Krankor" (Bill Corbett) — a pudgy, vain, would-be conqueror with an unfortunately chicken-like appearance and a drawn-out, braying laugh, "Krankor" (technically, "The Phantom", dictator of the planet "Krankor" in the movie Prince of Space) appeared in a host segment when MST3K riffed Prince of Space, and returned three episodes later in a host segment for Invasion of the Neptune Men, a movie with a similar plot but far, far fewer redeeming qualities.

• Ortega (Paul Chaplin) — an unintelligible, decrepit, cigar-smoking henchman from the movie The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies, Ortega recurred probably more frequently in the three Sci Fi seasons than any other "guest character".

• Pitch (Paul Chaplin) — a devil from the Mexican movie Santa Claus, Pitch was one of the only characters from the Comedy Central seasons to return in the Sci Fi Channel seasons.

• Torgo (Michael J. Nelson) — a rebellious monster henchman in Manos: The Hands Of Fate, Torgo was among the most frequently returning "guest characters" of MST3K. He got his knees fixed and accompanied TV's Frank to sidekick heaven and was never seen again (episode 624 Samson vs. The Vampire Women).

• Pearl Forrester (Mary Jo Pehl) — Dr. Forrester's horrible mother appeared once in season six (episode 607 Bloodlust). The character returned in season seven as a replacement for TV's Frank (Frank Conniff), and then became the main villain in the sci fi era. This is the only time a guest star was made into a regular character (not counting Professor Bobo and Observer).

• MST3K has only had two non-staffers make guest appearances on the show: Minnesota Viking Robert Smith (as "Howard" in episode 803 The Mole People) and film critic Leonard Maltin (as himself in episode 909 Gorgo). All other guest appearances were filled by a Best Brains crew member or a regular cast member in disguise.

Quotes

Most of the humor in MST3K episodes comes from quotable quips that the S.O.L. crew insert into the dialog and scenes of the movies they mock, as well as clever riffing during the "host segments". A much larger sample of notable MST3K quotes is available on Wikiquote.

106: The Crawling Hand

[Holding a fake hand to his throat.]

Joel: Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale! AAAAHHH!

111: Moon Zero Two

[The Mads invent toothpaste tubes with little human heads on them. The toothpaste comes out the mouth.]

Dr. Erhardt: Here's Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick!

Dr. Forrester: Mr. Creosote from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life! "Fetch me a bucket, I'm gonna throw up!"

Dr. Erhardt: Linda Blair with real head-cranking action! "Your mother flosses in Hell!"

Dr. Forrester: What do think, Joel-a-rini?

Joel: I think four out of five dentists are going to recommend psychiatric help for you.

201: Rocketship X-M

Crow: Boy, nothing is so depressing as being locked in a capsule watching people die locked in a capsule.

424: Manos: The Hands of Fate

Crow: Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film.

[Seeing Torgo's unusual gait for the first time.]

Joel: Ah, that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.

Crow: Been hitting the Thighmaster, Torgo?

[During a scene that involves several women clad in white, diaphanous robes fighting each other.]

Servo: I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made.

The episodes

A complete list of the 198 episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, including details and brief synopses of the movies and notes on the episodes, can be found at List of Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes.

See also

• Rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc

External links

• The Official MST3K Info Club Web Site (http://www.mst3kinfo.com)
• Usenet newsgroup: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc)
• The MST3K Fanvid and Live-performance Database (http://www.geocities.com/mst3kfanvids/index.html) — All about fans doing their own episodes of the show.
• Botspeak Lexicon (http://www.timbland.com/bredbox/botspeak.php) — An interesting and comprehensive guide to MST3K terminology.
• The MST3K Song Index (http://www.d.umn.edu/~molson2/mst3k) — lyrics and lists of all the songs from MST3K
• MST3K Reference Guide (http://mst3k.booyaka.com) — great resource / link page for all things MST.
• MSTieGate.com (http://www.mstiegate.com) — A fansite run by the creator and a few crew members of another fansite ([1] (http://www.aquateencentral.com)) with various content devoted and related to MST and its fans.

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