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Queen of Wands is a webcomic, written and drawn by Aeire (http://www.aeire.com). It began on July 22 2002, and has been announced as ending in 2005.
The comic has three main characters, Kestrel, a red-headed girl loosely based on Aeire herself, Felix, one of Kestrel's ex-boyfriends, and Shannon, Felix's wife. The three characters live together.
The comic moves back and forth from comedic installments to more serious and dramatic ones.
Setting and Storyline
Queen of Wands follows the lives of Kestrel, Felix, and Shannon, three friends who have been living together in Denver for about four years. Felix and Shannon are married, while Kestrel is single but looking. The three friends have an extensive history, with plenty of personal demons to work out. These problems from the past frequently form the basis of comic plotlines.
The storyline of the comic changes, but generally focuses on the lives and escapades of Kestrel, Felix, and Shannon. Usually, a plotline defines the focus of a group strips; for instance, Kestrel dating Seamus, Felix taking the group to meet his parents, or Shannon becoming pregnant. These plotlines generally last anywhere from 5 to 20 comic strips.
There are also occasional "guest strip weeks," where other web comic artists will take turns creating Queen of Wands comic strips.
Queen of Wands also has a close relationship with Something Positive, another web comic drawn by R. K. Milholland. There have been several "crossover" plotlines, in which the plotline involves characters from both Queen of Wands and Something Positive and the two web comics publish the same plotline in their respective comic strips simultaneously. In addition to the crossover plotlines, characters from Something Positive will occasionally appear in Queen of Wands, depending on the strip.
The comic includes real-life references. For instance, Kestrel has an AOL Instant Messenger account and a LiveJournal account, both under the name "Wantkitty". Also, Kestrel frequently uses Ebay and plays The Sims.
Main Characters
Kestrel
Kestrel is Felix's and Shannon's roommate. She is 27 years old and has red hair and green eyes. She has a steady job in computer tech support, and an off-and-on job at the toy store in the local mall, which is where she met Angela, her best friend. She used to be Wiccan, but now classifies herself as simply pagan.
Kestrel is impulsive and eccentric to the point of childishness, when she wants to be. While she is obviously very intelligent, most of the time she prefers to have fun in every way she can. Easily distracted and easily amused, she frequently makes random comments and puts herself (along with Felix and Shannon) in embarrassing situations. (When Felix and Shannon embarrass her, however, she is quick to tell others that she doesn't know them.)
Felix
Felix is Shannon's husband and Kestrel's roommate. He is 25 years old and has blue shoulder-length hair (dyed — naturally blond) and blue eyes. He works in the copy center of a business. His manager is a middle-aged, slightly senile man named Brian who talks to office supplies.
Felix's parents live in Boston.
Shannon
Shannon is Felix's wife and Kestrel's roommate. She is 29 years old and has orange hair and brown eyes. She recently gave birth to her and Felix's daughter, Adrienne Kestrel. She has a son from a previous marriage, that she has been denied contact with.
Minor Characters
- Angela is a short, spunky girl that Kestrel met when she started working at the toy store. Angela has blonde hair and brown eyes. She is bisexual, polyamorous, and has had several relationships in the past, including one with Brad. She has a deep abhorrence of small children to match Kestrel's, which was what began their friendship. However, she enjoys being mistaken for a kid due to her small size, as it allows her to take advantage of strangers. Recently, she has broken up with Seamus (December 2004).
- Dawna is a manager at the toy store where Angela and Kestrel work. She's fairly lenient with Kestrel when she's got up to something again but does try to keep up some semblance of order.
- Seamus and Kestrel met at a coffee shop, and eventually they started a relationship. He has brown hair and blue eyes, and he likes to read. He was engaged to Elaine for about a year and a half before they broke up, and has been in and out of a relationship with her for a while now. Seamus and Kestrel dated for 24 hours until Seamus picked up his relationship with Elaine again, dumping Kestrel. However, the two of them are still friends. Seamus recently moved on from Elaine completely, and had been dating Angela (until late December 2004).
- Brad is a handsome but lecherous guy whom Kestrel met working at the toy store. He has black hair and black eyes. He was previously involved in a relationship with Angela and with Wanna-Be Wiccan Girl. He is frightened of a toy bear that sings the macarena. He was involved in an illegal drug ring, and was busted by the feds.
- Becca used to be Kestrel's friend, until the events of the backstory ended their relationship. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. Becca is a Wiccan who firmly believes in fantastical creatures and mystic events. She disappeared after some of Kestrel's Wiccan friends cast a spell on her with malicious intent.
- Adam is a friend of Felix, who introduced Adam to Kestrel. Adam and Kestrel dated for 3 weeks, until Adam dumped her over AIM.
- Wanna-Be Wiccan Girl is an annoying, energetic girl obsessed with Wicca. She has blonde hair that is always in pigtails, and blue eyes. She frequently appears to pester the main characters (and everyone else in the strip) with questions about Wicca and witches.
- The Grammar Nazi is a middle-aged woman who occasionally appears in the strip to violently punish those who use bad grammar, specifically chatspeak and leet. She has grey hair, glasses, and red eyes.
- Zot is a cute tabby cat that Felix and Shannon gave Kestrel for her birthday. Zot is not above filching Kestrel's lingerie for good illegal minty goodness.
Backstory
In 1996, Felix was seventeen and just out of high school. He met a girl named Julie and the two of them dated for a few months before they found out Julie was pregnant. They found out the baby would be a girl, and decided to name her Marie when she was born. However, when Felix told his parents about Julie and Marie, they were furious and refused to support Felix. Then, on Julie's 18th birthday, Julie's parents dropped in for a surprise visit, found Julie six months pregnant, and took her away, without leaving any contact information for Felix.
Felix became despondent, putting all his energy into contacting Julie, who never responded. He became goth, and met Kestrel, who was also goth at the time. They started dating, but Felix refused to label it as such; he felt it would be a betrayal to Julie.
After four months, Kestrel introduced Felix to Becca, a friend of hers. Becca and Felix became very close very quickly. Then, two months later (February 1998), Kestrel walked in on Becca and Felix sleeping together. Felix dumped Kestrel, saything that all she ever meant to him was a "pretty good fuck."
After driving all his friends away and sinking deeper and deeper into depression, Felix received an e-mail from Julie saying that she never wanted to talk with him again. Felix attempted suicide, but woke up in the hospital where his parents apologized for rejecting Julie. Slowly, Felix recovered and picked up his life again. He became engaged to another girl named Mary.
At around this time, Shannon was married and had a son named Joshua. Then, her husband divorced her and married Shannon's best friend, leaving Joshua with Shannon. In 1999, she met Kestrel working at the Grande Renaissance and Fantasy Festival. Kestrel decided to cheer up Shannon, who was feeling dejected from the recent divorce. They were planning to become roommates when Felix showed up again, two years after he had first met Kestrel. Although Kestrel warned her against it, Shannon and Felix became fast friends. Two months later, Shannon gave up Joshua to live with his father, with visiting rights.
Then, as Kestrel was trying to organize that year's Renaissance Faire, history repeated itself. Mary's parents found out about her engagement to Felix, and refused to let her see Felix again. Felix cracked, and wanted to talk to Kestrel, who grudgingly agreed. He asked her if this was karma, punishing him for how he treated Kestrel in the past. Seeing how deeply sorry he was and how much he still loved Mary, Kestrel began to forgive Felix.
In order to cheer up the now-subdued Felix, Kestrel and Shannon asked him if he wanted to participate in the Ren Faire, since both Kestrel and Shannon already were planning to. He agreed. As the Faire drew nearer, Kestrel got more and more wrapped up in preparations, leaving Shannon and Felix to themselves most of the time.
Then, Shannon's ex-husband (who had possession of their son Joshua) informed Shannon that he was getting a court order to prevent Shannon from seeing Joshua again, as a psychologist had determined that her presence was bad for Joshua. Kestrel and Felix helped Shannon recover from her loss.
When the Ren Faire finally came around, there was another shock. Shannon announced to Kestrel that she and Felix were engaged, in order to provide family stability so that the court would give Joshua back to Shannon, after which she and Felix would divorce. Kestrel talked her out of this plan, but when Kestrel found an apartment that she and Shannon could share as roommates (as they had been planning), Shannon wanted Felix to room with them as well, and Kestrel didn't have the heart to say no.
Then, out of the blue, Shannon called Kestrel to announce that she and Felix had gotten married after all. Kestrel blew up at her for ignoring all her warnings and not even inviting her to her wedding, and left Shannon in tears. However, when Felix came by to apologize for everything, she managed to forgive them.
Two weeks later, Kestrel and the newlyweds Felix and Shannon moved into their apartment. A year after that, at the Renaissance Faire, Felix and Shannon renewed their wedding vows, and Kestrel was the maid of honor. They have been together ever since.
Memorable Quotes
- Felix: "Aigh!!! Brian! Oh my God! Mister Copier and Miss Folding Machine are having all sorts of illicit non-family oriented obscene hanky panky and there are thousands of little baby paper clips orphaned over there without a home! They must be stopped, for the good of population control!" (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20021004.html))
- Kestrel: "I need you to remove my uterus, and thus guarantee that I do not produce any hellspawn." (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20021219.html))
- Felix: "Honey! Honey! We've got cable in the bathroom now!" (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20030103.html))
- Kestrel: "Shannon! I broke your husband again!" (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20030118.html))
- Kestrel: "I kind of have a theory. People are people. They fuck up. It's human nature to fuck things up horribly. And we do, constantly. Day in, day out, it's just one fuck up after another, really. But there's this thing we do, called 'growing up' — I still haven't quite got that thing, not just yet. And this other thing we do. It's called 'forgive.' We don't know why, we just do." (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20030302.html))
- Kestrel: "Hang on a second, I need to make my eyes revert to normal. Also to do the happy squirmy puppy dance." (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20030402.html))
- Shannon: "It's like I'm in a Greenpeace sponsored bukkake tree porn flick, and I'm the chick tied helplessly to the chair in the center of the room being hosed down with tree semen." (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20030528.html))
- Kestrel: "I firmly believe all animals should be named after sound effects." (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20031006.html))
- Girl: "Mister Darwin! The stupid people are breeding and taking over the planet!" — Charles Darwin: "Tut tut, little girl, don't worry! I'll take care of them with my CHAINSAW OF NATURAL SELECTION! Ahahahahahhaha!!!!!!" (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20031208.html))
- Kestrel: "...soooo the contents of my uterus are inversely proportional to my sanity. Good to know." (here (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20041022.html))
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