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Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.
Introduction
In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.
Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.
The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.
Body parts
For slang terms describing sexual organs and related parts of the body, see Body parts slang.
Activities
"Rounding the Bases"
Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.
A common mnemonic device for the bases is "french, feel, finger, fuck."
Kissing
Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.
- Bagging off
- Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
- Frenching
- Interfacing
- Lip-lock (in a)
- Macking
- Making out
- Necking
- Parking (1950s slang)
- Pashing
- Pulling (British)
- Shifting (Irish)
- Score/Scoring (Irish)
- Smooching
- Snog/Snogging
- Sparking
- Sucking face
- Sucking skin
- Swapping spit
- Tapping off
- Tonguewrestling
- Tonsil-hockey
- Tonsil-tennis
- Winched (Glasgwegian Slang)
Foreplay
Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.
- Copping
- Dry humping
- Dry sex
- Feeling up
- Goosing
- Grinding
- Groping
- Making out
- Mugging Down (Texas A&M University)
- Necking
- Old-school stimulation
- Playing
- Partying
- Petting (or heavy petting)
- Hitting the double
- Spooning
- Starting the engine
- Studying
- Touching up
- Warming up
Sexual intercourse
Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.
Vaginal intercourse (coitus)
A
- Aardvarking
- Adam and Eve'ing It
- Aztec two-step
B
- Baking cookies
- Baking the bean
- Baking the tube steak
- Balling
- Banging
- Bashing the beaver
- Beast with two backs
- Beating cheeks
- Beating it up
- Beating someone up with an ugly stick
- Beating that thing up
- Beaver busting
- Being in a woman's Beef
- Being up to one's balls
- Being up to ya nuts in guts
- Bending one in
- Big Banging
- Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
- Boffing your brains out
- Boinking
- Boom-booming
- Bone dancing
- Boning
- Bonking
- Boofing
- Bopping
- Bouncing the bearded clam
- Breeding
- Buffing the beaver
- Bumping and grinding
- Bumping bellies
- Bumping fuzzies
- Bumping uglies
- Burying the baby leg
- Burying the bone
- Burying the general
- Burying the weasel
- Burying the weenie
- Bush patrolling
- Busting
- Busting a nut
- Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
- Buttering the muffin
- Buzzing the Brillo
- Buzzing the honey hole
C
- Carnal gymnastics
- Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
- Cave exploring
- Celebrating Bob's birthday ( From the Bob and Tom radio show [1] (http://www.bobandtom.com))
- Checking the old crude oil!
- Chodna (Hindi)
- Chopping
- Churning butter
- Cleaning her pipes
- Cleaning the carpet
- Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "fucking")
- Coming together
- Cooping the chicken
- Crackin'
- Crashing the custard truck
- Crawling across the floor like a water spider
- Creaking bed syndrome
- Creamin'
- Culear(Spanish)
- Cunt busting
- Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
- Cunt thumping
- Cutting the mustard
D
- Dancing the buttock jig
- Dancing the matrimonial polka
- Dancing the mattress jig
- Deflowering
- Devirgination
- Diddling
- Digging for Clams
- Dinky tickle
- Dipping the gravy boat
- Dipping your wick
- Diving in the dark
- Diving for pearls
- Doggy style
- Doing a lewd infusion
- Doing a load of laundry
- Doing dirty work at the crossroads
- Doing it
- Doing some bed-pressing
- Doing some ladies' tailoring
- Doing some muff diving
- Doing some nose painting
- Doing some one armed banditry
- Doing some rump work
- Doing some up hill gardening
- Doing the act of darkness
- Doing the backseat mambo
- Doing the Adriano Macchietto
- Doing the backstroke
- Doing the bad thing
- Doing the bed boogie
- Doing the four-legged fox trot
- Doing the funky chicken
- Doing the chores
- Doing the deed
- Doing the dirty dance
- Doing the featherbed jig
- Doing the four-legged frolic
- Doing the hokey-pokey
- Doing the horizontal bop
- Doing the horizontal exercises
- Doing the horizontal hula
- Doing the horizontal hustle
- Doing the horizontal Jog
- Doing the horizontal mambo
- Doing the horizontal polka
- Doing the horizontal tango
- Doing the humpty dance
- Doing the Humpty Dumpty
- Doing the mattress dance
- Doing the mattress mambo
- Doing the mommy-daddy dance
- Doing the nasty
- Doing the naughty
- Doing the tube snake boogie
- Doing the tubesteak fandango
- Doing the ugly
- Doing the wild thing
- Doona dance
- Drilling
- Drilling for oil
- Drilling for cervix
- Drilling the ditch
- Driving home
E
- Ecchi (Japanese)
- Enjoying a flesh session
- Exchanging bodily fluids
F
- Feeding the dummy
- Feeding the kitty
- Feeding the muffin
- Filling the cream doughnut
- Feeding the yoni
- Finding a hot dog in a jungle
- Fitting end to end
- Fitting her clap flap
- Fixing her plumbing
- Flopping in the hay
- Fooling around
- Follando (Spanish)
- Fornicating
- Fraternizing
- Fucking
- Fucking his/her brains out
- Fucking the tits out of totty
G
- Genital exercise
- Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
- Getting a rock off
- Getting a shove in your blind eye
- Getting ahead
- Getting beef in yo taco
- Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
- Getting creamy
- Getting down
- Getting freaky
- Getting funky
- Getting horizontal
- Getting into someone's pants
- Getting it on
- Getting it up her guts
- Getting Jack in the orchard
- Getting jiggy
- Getting laid
- Getting oats
- Getting parallel
- Getting some
- Getting some front door action
- Getting some of that slippery action
- Getting some stank on the hang low
- Getting stretched
- Getting there
- Getting your cane waxed
- Getting your chimney swept out
- Getting your end wet
- Getting your hair cut
- Getting your jollies
- Getting your leather stretched
- Getting your lizard drained
- Getting your nuts cracked
- Getting your oil changed
- Getting your rocks off
- Getting busy
- Getting your freak on
- Giving a hole to hide in
- Giving a woman a shot
- Giving hard for soft
- Giving her a hosing
- Giving her a pat
- Giving her the business
- Giving her the high hard one
- Giving it up
- Giving juice for jelly
- Giving kitty a taste of cream
- Giving someone a stab
- Giving someone the works
- Giving the dog a bone
- Giving the monkey a banana
- Glazing the donut
- Going at it
- Going belly-to-belly
- Going down under
- Going fishing
- Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
- Going like a rat up a drainpipe
- Going spelunking
- Going to town
- Goosing
- Grabbing some snatch
- Greasing
- Greasing the monkey
- Greasing the pole
- Greasing the wheel
- Greasing the axle
- Grinding your tool
- Growling at the badger
H
- Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
- Hammering
- Hanky panky
- Harpooning the mustached whale
- Hauling your ashes
- Having
- Having a bit of curly greens
- Having a bit of fish
- Having a bit of giblet pie
- Having a bit of pork
- Having a bit of split mutton
- Having a bit of sugar stick
- Having a bit of summer cabbage
- Having a bit of the cramstick
- Having a bit of the old in & out
- Having a hot roll with cream
- Having a joy ride
- Having a nooner
- Having a piece of tail
- Having a poke
- Having a quickie
- Having a root
- Having a shag (British)
- Having a squeeze and a squirt
- Having a turn on your back
- Having an uppy downy
- Having it off
- Having nookie
- Having one's way with
- Having some afternoon delight
- Having the beasty rendezvous
- Heading South
- Hiding the gerbil
- Hiding the salami
- Hiding the sausage
- Hiking the South Rim
- Hippity dippity
- Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing (see also: I'd Hit It)
- Hobbling
- Hitting a homer
- Hooking up
- Hopping
- Hopping on the good foot
- Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
- Horizontal Hussle
- Horizontal Monster Mash
- Horizontal sheet shuffle
- Horizontalize
- Hosing
- Hot beef injection
- Humping
I
- Impaling
- Impregnation
- In and out
- Introducing Charlie
- Invasion of privacy
- It
J
- Jabbing
- Jazzing
- Jigging
- Jiggling
- Jodiendo (Spanish)
- Juicing
- Jumping her bones
K
- Katydiddling
- Knobbing
- Knocking boots
- Knocking mops
- Knowing
L
- Lancing
- Laying
- Laying cable
- Laying some pipe
- Laying the track (prison slang)
- Let the Godzilla lizard terrorize the tiny town between her legs
- Lifting a leg on someone
- Lighting one's fire
- Lighting the lamp
- Linking it
- Losing the match
- Lying feet up
- Lyricism of the masses
- Logging on
M
- Making a baby
- Making a deposit
- Making baskets
- Making ends meet
- Making grass sandwiches
- Making her grunt
- Making it
- Making bacon
- Making babies
- Making love
- Making sauce
- Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
- Making whoopee
- Microsofting
- Mingling limbs
- Mixing your peanut butter
- Mounting
N
- Nailing
- Nipping the bean bag
- Niyekeh (Arabic, Lebanese)
- Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
O
P
- Packing the frank
- Painting the door
- Parallel parking
- Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
- Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
- Parking the pink Plymouth
- Parting the beef curtain
- Parting the Pink Sea
- Passing the gravy
- Paying the rent
- Peeling your best end
- Performing carnal gymnastics
- Phallicizing
- Picnicking in the lawn
- Piece of ass, getting a
- Piecein' it
- Pigging
- Planting a man
- Planting your seed
- Playing at in-and-out
- Playing at tops-and-bottoms
- Playing cars and garages
- Playing doctor
- Playing hanky panky
- Playing hide the hot Dog
- Playing hide the pickle
- Playing hide the weenie
- Playing hide the salami
- Playing on the hair court
- Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
- Playing the slots
- Playing the squeezebox
- Playing tiddlywinks
- Playing post office
- Plooking
- Plowing
- Plug and playing
- Plugging
- Plugging the beef lodge
- Plugging the main cable into her love socket
- Pocketing the stake
- Poking
- Poking in the whiskers
- Poking the bearded triangle
- Poking the pie
- Pole jumping
- Polishing the jewel
- Popping it in
- Poppin' it to her
- Popping one off
- Porking
- Pounding
- Pounding the porch
- Pounding the puppy
- Praying with the knees upward
- Probing the membrane
- Professional wrestling
- Pulping the garbage
- Pumping
- Punching the ape
- Punching the chipmunk
- Putting a bun in the oven
- Putting the bee in the hive
- Putting the boots to someone
- Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
- Putting your root down
- Putting your snake in the grass
- Putting sour cream in the burrito
- Putting the candle in the pumpkin
- Putting the beef in the taco
- Putting the devil into Hell
- Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
- Putting the puppy in the dog house
Q
- Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
R
- Ramming
- Ravishing
- Rear attack
- Reading Religious Poetry
- Receiving a guest in the foyer
- Riding someone
- Riding the hobby horse
- Riding the baloney pony
- Riding the pink pony
- Riding the pony
- Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
- Ringing her bell
- Rocking
- Rocking it
- Rocking off
- Rocking the casbah
- Rogering
- Rolling in the hay
- Rolling the cigar
- Romping in the hay
- Rooting
- Roughing up the suspect
- Rubbing bacons
- Rubbing one out
- Rump splitting
- Running the naked wheelbarrow race
S
- Saucing the clam
- Sawing off a chunk
- Schlopping
- Schtupping
- Screwing
- Scrogging
- Scrumping
- Sexercizing
- Sewing up the hatchet wound
- Shagging
- Shaking a skin coat
- Shaking the sheets
- Shock and awe
- Shooting the moon
- Shucking the oyster
- Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)
- Sinking it in
- Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
- Sinking the soldier
- Skinning back a freak
- Slamming
- Slamming the saussage
- Slapping meat
- Slapping skin
- Slaying the dragon
- Slicking Willie
- Sliding down the banister
- Slipping someone the hot beef injection
- Slipping in the pork sword
- Slipping someone the tube steak
- Smashing
- Soaking the sheets
- Sowing your [wild] oats
- Spankin' the cat
- Spawning
- Spearing the bearded clam
- Spelunking
- Spinning the cheese
- Splitting the uprights
- Stabbing the trout
- Star-gazing on your back
- Sticking
- Stirring her guts
- Stirring the cauldron
- Storming the trenches
- Straightening the meat curtains
- Stretching leather
- Stroking the newt
- Stuffing the beaver
- Stuffing the taco
- Stuffin Martha's muffin
- Sucking the sugar-stick
- Sweating the sheets
- Sweaty rompin'
- Sweetening the pot
- Swiping the V-card
T
- Taking
- Taking a belly-ride
- Taking a break
- Taking a turn in the stubble
- Taking an albino piss
- Taking it downtown
- Taking it to the car wash
- Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
- Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
- Taking the starch out of someone
- Tango/ing
- Tappin that ass
- Tapping for Mana (Used by players of Magic: The Gathering)
- Taxing
- Tearing off a piece
- Telling a bedtime story
- Threading the needle
- Throwing a leg over
- Throwing another log on the fire
- Throwing the meat at her
- Towelling
- Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
- Training through a tunnel
- Trimming the buff
- Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")
U
V
- Validating your parking pass
- Vaginal bungee jumping
- Vaginal masturbation
- Varnishing your cane
- Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
- Visiting down under
- Visiting the Netherlands
W
- Walking the dog
- Wallpapering the closet
- Watering the lawn
- Waxing (dat ass)
- Waxing the pole
- Wetting the hose
- Wetting your wick
- Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
- Whitewashing
- Whoopie
- Winding the kinetic watch
- Winding up your clock
- Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
- Womb masturbation
- Woohoo
- Working the hairy oracle
- Wrestling
Z
- Zallywhacking
- Ziggy-wiggling
- Zoinkering
- Zug Zug
- Zwooshing the swoosh
Anal intercourse
A-C
- 57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)
- 66 (see above)
- A Level (UK)
- Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
- Arse piracy
- Ass drilling
- Ass fucking
- Ass pounding
- Ass pumping
- Ass ripping (devirginizing)
- Ass stretching
- Back Door Bandits (Usually the San Franscico Back Door Bandits)
- Back Door Delivery
- Back door slicker
- Back shafting
- Backside entry
- Bare Back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)
- Breaking the asshole
- Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
- Brown Woody
- Buggering
- Bumming
- Bum sex
- Butt fuck(ing)
- Butt drilling
- Butt pounding
- Butt sex
- Buttsecks
- Charlie in the chocolate factory
- Chocolate hugh jackhammering
- Crossing Snickers Street
- Chocolate Cha-Cha
- Pulling A Ron Jeifler
- Changing/Showering
- Doing Men
D-S
- Dancing with Bubba
- Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
- David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
- Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.
- Doing it the Napoleon way
- Doing the butt
- Doing the Dylan
- Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
- Drilling for brown
- Dropping anchor in Poop Bay
- Fishing for brown trout
- Fudge packing
- Gaand maarna (Hindi)
- Going in the out/exit door
- Greek
- Ham Slammin'
- Hershey Highway (driving down the)
- Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
- Lolloping
- Marmite Mining
- Marmite motorway
- Mining for brown
- Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks
- Mud packing
- Packing shit
- Parking the truck in the garage
- Pillow biting
- Playing the back nine
- Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
- Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
- Pile driving
- Poking the pooter
- Poop chute boogie
- Poopy dick
- Putting your boat in the water
- Reaming
- Repopulating Armenia
- Riding the dirt road
- Riding the Hershey Highway
- Riding the vein train to A-town
- Rump Wrangling
- Sewer-Chewer
- Shit Digger
- Shit packing
- Shit stabbing
- Shopping at Walmart
- Sodomy
- Spooning
- Stirring the fudge
- Strolling down Cadbury Road
- Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
T-Z
- Tailgunning
- Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang
- The Ultimate Birth Control
- Throwing Butt Darts
- Throwing it in the back
- Trying on the pink sock
- Turd Burgaling
- Uphill gardening
- Up the back passage
- Use the tradesmen's entrance
Oral sex
Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.
General terms for oral sex
- Drive thru
- Eating/Dining at the "Y"
- Eating it
- Eating/Licking him/her out
- French
- Going down (on him/her)
- Going South
- Slurping
- Get Brain
- Kiss my little friend
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.
A-P
- Angel kiss (when the woman is in her period)
- Beaver munching
- Beaver sucking
- Box lunch
- Box lunch at the Y
- Bush diving
- Cabbage Patch Diving
- Carpet/Rug munching
- Certified Beaver Eater
- Chewing box
- Clit licking/sucking
- Cotton candy
- Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
- Deep sea diving
- Dining at the Y
- Dinner at the Y
- Dipping into the honey jar/pot
- Drinking from the furry cup
- Drinking from the hairy grail
- Eating at the Y
- Eating CAT
- Eating cauliflower
- Eating hymeneal sweets
- Eating from the bushy plate
- Eating out of the bread box
- Face sex
- Finding Nemo
- Going to Chinatown
- G-spot tickling
- Growling at the badger
- Grubbing
- Having lunch downtown
- I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
- Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
- Licking out
- Lip locking
- Meet The Butcher
- Muff diving
- Munching box
- Mustache ride
- Pearl diving
- Pussy licking/sucking/munching
- Red Wings (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
Q-Z
- Braving the briny deep
- Slit licking/sucking
- Soup tasting
- Tickling her fancy
- Tipping the velvet
- Tongue in the cave
- Tossing the salad
- Watkin's wiggler, the
- Wet-velveting
- Yodeling in the gulley
- Yodeling in the valley
- Yodeling in Uterine Canyon
Fellatio
Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.
A-P
- Blowing
- Blowjob, giving/getting a
- Bone yodeling
- Brain
- Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
- Candy making
- cigar poke
- Chopping up
- Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
- Cleaning the pipes
- Deep-throating
- Doing the Monica
- Dome, giving/receiving
- Drinking beer
- Face-fucking
- Flag salute, the
- Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
- Get Brain
- Giving the stump speech
- Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
- Goober gobbling
- Greasing the pole
- Haam laan (Cantonese)
- Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
- Head, giving/getting
- Head job
- Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
- Knob gobbling
- Knob polishing
- Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
- Licking the lolly
- Lewinsky-style
- Mamada (Spanish)
- Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
- Milking (also applies to masturbation)
- O Levels (UK)
- OW (Oral With condom) UK.
- OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
- Playing the skin flute
- Playing the pink oboe
Q-Z
- Rainbow kiss(ing)
- Rod swallowing
- Sarah Biornstad
- Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
- Shining the pole
- Shining
- Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
- Skull fucking
- Slobbing the knob
- Slurping the bishop
- Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
- Smoking the pole
- Snowballing (Multiple suckers)
- Stepping up to the mic
- Suck(ing) off
- Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
- Swallowing
- Sword swallowing
- Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
- Tonsil exam
- Washing Big Ben
- Waxing the lance
Mutual oral sex
The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.
- GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
- Sixty-nining (69)
- Soixante-neuf (French: "69")
- Yin Yang(ing)
- (77) seventy-seven because you get "8" more
Analingus
Analingus is oral stimulation of the anus.
- 87
- Armenian treat
- Ass gobbling
- Ass/Arse licking
- Battywash (Jamaican)
- Black kiss
- Chewing bud
- Chocolate binge
- Crap tickling
- Dropping the thumb
- French treat
- Frenchman's/Armenian's delight
- Hit it (prison slang)
- Hot Carl
- New French kiss
- Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
- Rim job/Rimming
- Rim chew
- Shit binge
- Shit sucking
- Tossing [the] salad
Masturbation
There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.
Male masturbation
A-D
- 38 (prison slang)
- Bashing the bish
- Beating the bishop
- Beating off
- Beating the meat
- Best friend, shaking hands with
- Blowing one's trouser nose
- Bopping the baloney
- Boxing the clown
- Buffing the banana
- Choking the chicken
- Climbing Everest
- Code 21 (prison slang)
- Cracking one off
- Cuffing the carrot
- Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
- Dice Roll, The (The repetative motion of rolling dice)
- Die In A Woman's Lap
- Doing the hand jive
E-K
- Exercisin' the Sizin'
- Fapping (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
- Fist-kabobing
- Five knuckle shuffle
- Flogging off
- Flogging the bishop
- Flogging the dolphin
- Flogging the log
- Flogging the mule
- Flogging the porpoise
- Frigging off
- Fucking off
- Fucking the fist
- Gayola (Spanish)
- Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
- Grinding the woad
- Greasing the Jesus
- Grippa
- Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
- Handjob, giving/getting a
- Hand to gland combat
- Hit It (prison slang)
- Hitting the airplane (Cantonese)
- Honking on Bobo
- Jacking off
- Jerking off
- Jerking the gherkin
- Kicking the midget
- Kill (prison slang)
- Killing the kittens (From an internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")
L-R
- Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
- Lope the Mule
- Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
- Making drain babies
- Making mayonaise
- Making the bald man cry
- Manola (Spanish)
- Menage-a-un
- Merchant Banking
- muth marna (hindi)
- Milking (also applies to fellatio)
- Nestling the aardvark
- Number 3
- Onanism
- Paddling the poodle
- Paja (Spanish)
- Palmela Anderson
- Pawing off
- Petting the monkey
- Pickling the cuke
- Pinching the one-eyed snake
- Playing the pink clarinet
- Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
- Pocket billiards/pool
- Polishing the helmet / knob
- Pounding the pud
- Pulling off
- Pulling the goalie
- Pulling the pud/pudding
- Pumping the porpoise
- Punching the clown
- Repopulating Armenia
- Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
- Roughing up the suspect
- Rubbing one out
- Rubbing the genie/magic lamp
S-Z
- Shaking hands with the unemployed
- Shaking hands with the president
- Shaking hands with the sheriff
- Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
- Shucking your oysters
- Skipping to school
- Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
- Smashing one out
- Spanking the dolphin
- Spanking the monkey
- Spanking the plank
- Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
- Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
- Stroking the pole
- Stroking the salami
- Taffy pulling
- Taking a number 3
- Talking to Moe
- Tommy tanking
- Tossing (off)
- Tossing the dice
- Tugging the rope
- Whack the one-eyed weasel
- Wang jangling
- Wank, Wanking
- Waxing the carrot
- Waxing the dolphin
- Whacking off
- Whip the Lizzard
- Working up some baby batter
- Working the gherkin
- Wrestling with Jimmy
- Yanking off
- Yanking the crank
- Yank the doodle dandy
Female masturbation
- Applying lip gloss
- Buffing the muffin
- Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
- Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
- Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
- Diddling [the clit]
- Doing one's nails
- Double-clicking the mouse
- Finger bang
- Finger sex
- Fingering
- Fingerfucking
- Flap Flogging
- Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
- Fluttering the fuzz
- Frigging off
- Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
- Jilling off
- Nuke, the
- Petting the kitty/pussy
- Pulling the pud (pudendum)
- Playing the invisible banjo
- Raiding the honey jar/pot
- Rubbing the monkey
- Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
- She-bopping
- Smacking the pony
- Spanking the skunk guts
- Stinky-Pinking
- Stirring the soup
- Stroking the kitty/pussy
- Tapping the keg
- Tickling the vertical smile
- Tip-toe through the two lips
- Touching the hooded monk
- Twirling the pearl
- Two finger taco tango
- Two in the pink, one in the stink
- Walking the kitty
- Paddling the Pink Canoe
- Plunging the happy hole
- Polish the pearl
Mutual or group masturbation
Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.
- Bread game
- Butter the Toast (Circle Jerk Game)
- Circle jerk
- Jacking and jilling off
- Pass the cup!
- Triscuit game
- Mookie Cookie
Group sex
Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.
- Cluster fuck
- Daisy chain
- Fuck fight
- Fuck fest
- Gangbang/Gang bang
- Mob screw
- Orgy
- Run a train
- Sandwich
- Shagging contest
- (Spit) Roast
- Taking up a collection
- Threesome
- Three-way
- Training
Sexual stimulation
Dildos
A dildo is an artificial penis.
- Arvydas Sabonis
- BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
- Consolador (Spanish)
- Doctor's helper
- Fantasy cock
- Monster
- Penis substitute
- Schlong decoy
- Destro
Pornography
Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, of no literary or artistic value, but instead intended solely to stimulate sexual desire.
- Dirty magazines
- Dirty pictures
- Eye-Candy Catalog
- Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
- Falcon (male gay porn)
- Girly mags
- Girly pics
- Hentai
- Jazz mags
- Jerk off material
- Naked pictures
- Nudy mags
- Pix
- Porn/Porno
- pr0n (Internet slang)
- Slash_fiction
- Smut
- Stick books
- Stroke material
- Wank mags
- X
- XXX
- 2D-Girls
Physiological processes
Menstruation
Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".
- Aunt Flo is visiting
- Catting
- Circus is in town, the
- Curse, the
- Eve's curse
- Eve's gift
- Flying Baker
- Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
- Friend
- Girly Problems
- Guest
- Having a period
- Having the painters in
- Making fruit punch
- Monkey's nose bleed
- Moon Cycle, The
- Painters are in, the
- Perioding on a poodle
- Polka-Dot parade, the
- Putting up the red tent
- On the blob
- On the period
- On the rag
- P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
- Ragging
- Red storm rising
- Regla, la (Spanish)
- Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
- Sick
- That time of the month
- T.O.M
- Vampire's tea bag
Pregnancy
- Banged up
- Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
- Bun in the oven
- Duck in the oven
- Enciente
- In the family way
- Hanging a doughnut
- Knocked up
- Preggers
- Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
- Sprog farming
- Stewing a swift pie
- Up the duff
- Up the kite
Orgasm (male and female)
- Big "O", the
- Busting a nut
- Climax
- Coming/Cumming
- Correrse (Spanish)
- Creaming/Cream pie
- Earth moving, the
- Filling up at the ejaculation station
- Fireworks
- Gasm
- Getting off (American)
- Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
- Irse (Spanish)
- Money shot
- Mul (Korean)
- Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
- Nutting
- O(n) (big O of n)
- Petite morte, la
- Shooting
- Shoot the Wad
- Shoot/ing the load
- Skeeting
- Spewing
- Splat the Fat
- Spl00ging (Internet Slang)
- Squirting
- Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
Ejaculate (semen and sperm)
These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.
A-J
- Armenian mayonnaise
- Baby batter
- Baby gravy
- Baby seed/s
- Ball snot
- Boycream
- Boyjuice
- Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizzard panties)
- Cum
- Cum Wad
- Cream
- DNA slurpee
- Donut glaze
- Embryonic warrior
- Foutre (or du foutre) French
- Frenchman's delight
- French dressing
- Gentleman's relish
- Gism/Gizm
- Goo
- Hot creamy filling
- Hot load
- Hot man mustard
- Jizz/Jizm
- Junk
- Dude Juice
K-S
- Latino Man Milk
- Leche (Spanish)
- Load
- Love juice
- Love piss
- Love pudding
- Love sauce
- Love gravy
- Man butter
- Man chowder
- Man cream
- Man fat
- Man fluid
- Man gravy
- Man jam
- Man juice
- Man mayo/mayonnaise
- Man milk
- Man'naise
- Man spackle
- Monkey custard
- Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
- Nut
- Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
- Pearl necklace
- Pecker Paste
- Pimp juice
- Protein shake
- Population Paste
- Randy guy fuel
- Rocket sauce
- Sacred milk
- Seed
- Sex wee
- Skeet
- Spooge/Splooge
- Spunk
T-Z
- Tijuana toothpaste
- Throat yogurt
- White wee wee
Vaginal secretions
- Box juice
- Clam dip
- Cream
- Cum
- Cunt batter
- Cunt butter
- Cunt chum
- Cunt cream
- Cunt juice
- Fanny batter
- Fuck batter
- Fuck butter
- Fuck cream
- Fuck juice
- Girl cum
- Goof
- Groin Gravy
- Honey
- Juice/s
- Lady cream
- Lady juice
- Love juice
- Love nectar
- Moip
- Nectar
- Oyster sauce
- Puss/y juice
- Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
- Tuna surprise
- Bell cheese
- Dick cheese
- Smeg
- Duck butter
Venereal diseases (STDs)
Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.
- Bad kimchi
- Blickey(s) (prison slang)
- Clap, the
- Crabs
- Crotch rot
- Drippy dick
- Dose (to catch), a
- French disease, the
- Knacker cracker
- Knob rot
- Miss siff
- Monster (prison slang)
- Ninja (prison slang)
- Package (prison slang)
- Perles d'Amour
- Pox
- Pussy rot
- Sara
- Shit (prison slang)
- Social disease
- Sour cream
- Went up in that fire (prison slang)
Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission
The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.
Condom (male)
- Anti-baby
- Bag ("Bag it")
- Balloon
- Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic)
- Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
- Blast Shield
- Capote
- Chapeau French
- Cock cap
- Connie (Ali G)
- DNA lounge
- Durex (brand)
- East River whitefish (specfically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
- Eel envelope
- French Letter
- Goma, la (Spanish)
- Gummisnopp (Swedish)
- Hat
- Helmet
- Hudson River whitefish (specfically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
- Jim/Jimmy hat
- Love glove
- Knighthood
- Penis Sheath
- Pregnot
- Raincoat
- Rubber
- Rubber Johnny
- Shitbag
- Sock
- Trojan (brand)
- Zucchini Beanie
Female devices
People
Homosexual
For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.
Prostitute
A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.
General terms for Prostitute
Male prostitute
- Beeperman
- Call boy/Callboy
- Chapero (Spanish, just for homosexual prostitutes)
- Culver
- Fun boy/Funboy
- Gigolo
- Himbo
- Joy boy/Joyboy
- Larry
- Man-slut
- Manwhore
- Mangina (Manwhore slag for penis)
- Penis punter
- Puto (Spanish)
- Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy
- Working boy
Female prostitute
A-M
- Bangtail
- Bimbo
- Bitch
- Brass
- Brass nail
- Call girl
- Cocotte
- Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
- College girl
- Concubine
- Courtesan
- Cualquiera, una (Spanish: a whatever)
- Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
- Ĉiesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
- Doxy
- Drab
- Fallen woman
- Flight attendant
- Floozie
- Fulana (Spanish)
- Fun girl
- Gashley (prison slang)
- Gengri (Thai)
- Girl (since prostitutes are usually female)
- Gold digger
- Guarra (Spanish)
- Harlot
- Ho (derived from "whore")
- Hobby horse
- Hooker
- Hussy
- Hwran (Welsh)
- Lady/Woman of the evening
- Lady/Woman of the night
- Lady of pleasure
- Loose woman
- Lot Lizzard (Trucker Slang)
- Masseuse (euphemism)
- Member of the (world's) oldest profession
- Model
- Moll
N-Z
- Pinch prick
- Potaskushka (Russian)
- Pro
- Promiscuous woman
- Prossie
- Puta/putona (Spanish)
- Pute (French)
- Quean
- Ramera (Spanish)
- randi([hindi])
- Roundheel
- Rent-a-babe
- Scarlet woman
- Scrubber
- Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
- Sidewalk Hostess
- Slag tart
- Slapper
- Slut
- Streetwalker
- Strumpet
- Tart
- Tom
- Tramp
- Trollop
- Trull
- Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
- Wanton
- Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
- White slave
- Whore
- Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
- Woman of easy virtue
- Woman of ill repute
- Woman of negotiable virtue
- Woman of the streets
- Woman on the game
- Working girl
Crime
Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.
Incest
Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.
- Family fun
- Forbidden love
- Keeping it in the family
- Relative sex
- Sister slammer
- Skywalker Sex
- Usurping the Uterus
- Mother fucker
- The stump runs tight
- Cousin Fucker
Pedophilia
Pedophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a child (usually prepubescent).
A-N
- Asalta cunas (Spanish)
- Bad man in the nursery
- Bent ref(eree)
- Catholic Priest
- Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
- Charley Chester [child molester] (cockney ryhming slang)
- Chicken hawk
- Chikaino (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
- Child catcher
- Cho mo (prison slang)
- Cradle robber
- Crazy world of Arthur Brown
- Diaper sniper (prison slang)
- Dirty old man
- Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
- Early bird
- Forbidden fruit
- Impatient father
- Kiddie fiddler
- Kiddie fondler
- Kiddie hawk
- Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
- Nonce
- Jailbait
O-Z
- Orifice Olly
- Pacing the Roost
- Pappy the Poopster
- Pederast
- Pedo
- Playground spotter
- Playing ball in the mud
- Premature cherry picker
- Rock Spider
- Robin D. Cradle
- Sam Dukore
- Short eyes
- Shrub rocketeer
- Slop badger
- Small bean regarder
- Spring chicken
- Squeezing the turtle
- Two-pinned in plug
- Tyke fucker
- Waxed fruit
- Zamboni de la hija
Rape
Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.
- Banging without permission, BWP
- Evil assault with a friendly weapon
- Happy hour special
- Illegally banging and entering
- Stealing home
- Surprise sex
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